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Dr Dana W's Quotes

Dr Dana W has made 179 quotes!

"I do find Brian polarizing." - Dr Dana W (09/25/2020)

"That's different. That's fear of death." - Dr Dana W (09/25/2020)

"I find dog har in my ice cubes all the time so that's pretty normal." - Dr Dana W (08/28/2020)

"I would totally go to a build a dildo workshop." - Dr Dana W (08/28/2020)

"I don't know if I can bring myself to drive a Prius." - Dr Dana W (01/21/2020)

"It has multiple personalities." "Like you do." - Brian C & Dr Dana W (01/20/2020)

"You don't put temptation in front of a sinner." - Dr Dana W (01/18/2020)

"She is a hold out!" - Dr Dana W (01/18/2020)
her grandmother won't die

"This is the house I want." "That just sold?" - Dr Dana W & Brian C (01/18/2020)

"Come on. In or out." "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (01/18/2020)
brodie won't make up his mind

"S**t, that's awesome. I wanna kill someone with a saw blade!" - Dr Dana W (01/18/2020)

"We were alive for this one!" - Dr Dana W (01/18/2020)
a card in the trivia game we were playing

"He's like, 'nope, nope. I'm seventy pounds. I'm not moving.'" - Dr Dana W (01/17/2020)
brodie; big dog

"So I have no idea if I'm on track to retire when I'm ninety seven." - Dr Dana W (01/17/2020)

"Break it into six movies. Seriously." - Dr Dana W (01/17/2020)
lord of the rings

"It's a sad life." - Dr Dana W (01/17/2020)

"Wait! So more jobs? Uh!" - Dr Dana W (01/17/2020)

"If I'm gonna kill someone, it'll be purposeful." - Dr Dana W (07/14/2018)

"You're not funny, Brian." - Dr Dana W (07/13/2018)

"Don't defend Harrahs." - Dr Dana W (07/11/2018)
their casino was a maze sometimes

"Basically every part of me has been wet since we got here and not in a good way." - Dr Dana W (07/11/2018)
ran, pool

"You can figure it out." - Dr Dana W (07/10/2018)
me driving a stick shift if bri & dana were drunk

"Paul Giamatti looks like a potato." - Dr Dana W (07/08/2018)

"If you were drunk, you'd never get these f**kers opened." - Dr Dana W (07/08/2018)
caps to drinks

"They all had flat asses. It was disappointing." - Dr Dana W (07/07/2018)
females at the pool

"I wanna scare him." - Dr Dana W (07/06/2018)
while bri slept, then bri gave her the middle finger

"I got in my laughing quota for today." - Dr Dana W (07/06/2018)

"Ferrari is the poor man's sports car." - Dr Dana W (07/06/2018)

"I'm like, you sat that way." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)
sady gets her butt sniffed by the dogs

"Well, I did train them to get Tobey." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)
her dogs sometimes chase cats

"I need a list of lists." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)

"Yeah, but that requires effort." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)

"Well, as they say, Jeep empty each pocket." - Dr Dana W (07/04/2018)

"A bar fight. That's believable. She pulled out a shiv..." - Dr Dana W (10/28/2017)
andy's wife's finger was injured

"It might have been five feet... I don't know... we were drunk." - Dr Dana W (10/28/2017)
how high a fence they had to climb was

"None of those words are the right words." - Dr Dana W (10/28/2017)

"I could kill someone for free..." - Dr Dana W (10/28/2017)

"Well more importantly, I'm useful!" - Dr Dana W (10/28/2017)

"And Janis is all upset about this... This is great." - Dr Dana W (10/28/2017)

"They don't have the patients for any movie that actually has a plot." - Dr Dana W (08/19/2017)
kids today didn't see bttf

"Yeah, there hasn't been nearly enough boobs in this thriller." - Dr Dana W (08/17/2017)
the gift

"Thrillers should always have boobs." - Dr Dana W (08/17/2017)

"I feel like all you ever do is keep me alive." - Dr Dana W (08/17/2017)
we were feeding her & taking care of her on the couch

"Haha. That's almost funny." - Dr Dana W (08/15/2017)

"I've never met a couple that's so discouraging of each other." - Dr Dana W (08/13/2017)
me to bri that he's not going to win

"I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying." - Dr Dana W (08/12/2017)

"That's too girly for me." - Dr Dana W (08/12/2017)

"It certainly didn't move after I hit it though." - Dr Dana W (08/11/2017)

"I think that means good gas mileage here." - Dr Dana W (08/11/2017)
she has a green light on her jeep

"We'll be teaching her how to drive a stick while we're drunk..." - Dr Dana W (08/11/2017)
me; dana & bri were drinking

"Cause none of us spend time in our offices because... why?" - Dr Dana W (08/11/2017)

"Brian's about to make a dick joke." - Dr Dana W (08/11/2017)
his pen is a meter

"There are very few intelligent guys." - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)
in colorado springs

"Oh yeah they were nice and strong." - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)
brian's wine

"Yeah no more questions from you, b***h." - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)

"Well he watches Fox News..." "You mean fake news." - Brian C & Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)
donald trump

"I still have to pack." "So do we." - Dr Dana W & Brian C (08/10/2017)
for vacation; we were already on vacation

"She's short, cute, and big breasted..." - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)
her friend

"Damn it. You guys are distracting me." - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)
she stalled

"Sorry. I come up here and I couldn't move anymore." - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)

"Who will answer the caw of the Janis?" - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)

"Awesome! Dana wins!" - Dr Dana W (08/10/2017)
she made the light

"The fastest route? The only route!" - Dr Dana W (06/13/2016)
GPS, to get to our destination

"No one should have Smirnoff straight." - Dr Dana W (06/13/2016)

"There's not much lower than Smirnoff." - Dr Dana W (06/13/2016)

"And then I ram them up the a*s with syntax and logic." - Dr Dana W (06/13/2016)

"Yeah! Bitches!" - Dr Dana W (06/12/2016)
she passed two cars

"Don't worry, I'll be super quick." "That's what he said." - Dr Dana W & Brian C (06/12/2016)

"Too much work, Amazon... I clicked on one click purchasing for a reason, Amazon." - Dr Dana W (06/12/2016)
trying to buy a movie

"Where are all the beautiful people?" - Dr Dana W (06/11/2016)
when she got to frostburg there were no beautiful people

"You guys don't bore me because you guys have brains." - Dr Dana W (06/11/2016)
bri & me

"Did you screw it in for a while?" "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (06/11/2016)

"Big was bigger." - Dr Dana W (06/11/2016)
tom hanks movies

"I'd be a single woman in a retirement village." - Dr Dana W (06/11/2016)

"I have a very large shelf." - Dr Dana W (06/11/2016)

"Start the timer? I don't know what it's timing." - Dr Dana W (06/11/2016)
trying to play a harry potter game

"Okay he's dead but he's still a f**king moron." - Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)
a professor from frostburg

"I took kind of a sabbatical..." - Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)
from dating

"That's why we've never dated. I foresaw the Shakespeare questions." - Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)
why bri & her never dated; bri hates shakespeare

"Use the right lane to turn left?" "I know. Stupid s**t." - Brian C & Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)

"Yield to tonage." - Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)
words to live by

"It was way down in there." "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (06/10/2016)

"I don't think I'd make much money." - Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)
dog nose artwork

"So guys, penises!" - Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)
how her interns could make a quote

"Like English professors... not that I think they're worth it anyway..." - Dr Dana W (06/10/2016)

"It's a good thing she died." - Dr Dana W (06/21/2015)
horrible thing to say

"Haha. At least he called." - Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)
bri's pizza story with joe

"And you basically rape us over a chair..." - Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)

"A Jeep is just a brick driving down the road." - Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)
not fuel efficient, not airodynamic

"Are you gonna write your phone number on there?" "No." - Janny M & Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)
on the receipt

"I'm so proud I slept with him." - Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)
guy from mit

"Another sex on the beach?" "Yeah!" - Usif H & Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)

"F**k the church!" - Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)
yea

"Ugh. Vomit." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)
she's on a committee

"That's how I'm gonna get my four." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)
she needs four stars

"That's right, b***hes." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)

"Mine's a time based choke." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)

"Okay. You're not being very smart." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)
someone driving

"I have bad light luck." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)
she always hits red lights

"I've never dreamed about my boobs." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)

"Yeah if you don't have big tits in Vegas you don't make much money." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)

"She was still not nineteen." - Dr Dana W (06/19/2015)
star wars issues with amidala

"Nobody wants to be licked right now." "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (06/19/2015)
zoey licking bri and i

"He kept touting that he was a member of Mensa which just made me laugh and made me have a lot less respect for Mensa." - Dr Dana W (05/20/2014)
one of our professors from frostburg

"If they start drug testing us, they'll lose like half the faculty." - Dr Dana W (05/20/2014)

"A O L was its own competition... they put themselves out of business." - Dr Dana W (05/20/2014)

"African guys?" - Dr Dana W (05/20/2014)
bri was telling a story

"I don't see how I graduated at all." - Dr Dana W (05/20/2014)

"Well, Bee Gees are a little loud." - Dr Dana W (04/26/2014)
in the restaurant

"First I get groped by T S A." "Oh, you liked it." - Brian C & Dr Dana W (04/26/2014)

"I have seven thousand tickets... What can I buy? A pencil!" - Dr Dana W (04/26/2014)

"My brother is a f**king genius and you're soiling our genetic structure." - Dr Dana W (04/26/2014)

"There's eleven mile lake which is..." "Eleven miles long?" "Yeah, pretty much." - Dr Dana W & Brian C (04/25/2014)

"Stupid famous people... they're just dumb." - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)

"Eh, she died, who cares?" - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)
zoey from house of cards :(

"And that's why I will wake up dead." - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)

"I could get in." "Yes but how would you get out?" - Brian C & Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)

"She definitely opened up the gays." - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)

"What kind of power is that? All she does is make things cold." - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)
we watched frozen

"You can get a hooker for cheaper." - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)
than her PhD robe

"But then I'd have to work in the summer and I'm like F that." - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)
to make more money

"I'd love to drive that to school!" - Dr Dana W (04/25/2014)
a worthog from halo

"I understand. Me too!" - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)

"They're artists! They're useless." - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)

"You're kidding me! A heart attack!" - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)

"I'm like I don't know f**king French." - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)

"Yes, it says F U C K." - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)

"It was some old lady. I don't know." - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)

"They're not driving..." - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)

"Doctor D is pretty cool but Dana's kinda lame." - Dr Dana W (11/01/2013)
what she wants her name to be now that she's a DOCTOR

"I can tell you this now that you're not my students..." - Dr Dana W (05/20/2012)

"Was that man ever young?" - Dr Dana W (12/26/2004)

"Sex with gold is much better." - Dr Dana W (12/06/2004)

"I could never have sex with someone that old." - Dr Dana W (11/28/2004)

"I don't understand people who don't smell good." - Dr Dana W (11/28/2004)

"I may be a whore, but I'm not a home wrecker." - Dr Dana W (11/21/2004)

"My bowling team? Come on! It's a space bar!" - Dr Dana W (11/21/2004)
lol

"Okay, now that he's gone... here's the most important thing for the test..." - Dr Dana W (10/25/2004)
when mike was out of the room

"Frances is still wrong, but that's okay." - Dr Dana W (09/29/2004)
it has 7 letters in it

"If N has a right child with no parentheses..." - Dr Dana W (09/15/2004)

"No, cat, water, naked person... not a good combination." - Dr Dana W (09/13/2004)

"Not ever had one before..." - Dr Dana W (05/28/2004)
forgot what this was in reference to

"Yeah, but you know." - Dr Dana W (05/27/2004)

"And the way I drive... I don't want cheesecake all over my car." - Dr Dana W (05/27/2004)

"Yeah, the chin's wrong." - Dr Dana W (05/26/2004)

"Talk, no kissing." - Dr Dana W (05/07/2004)

"Turn off the mood lighting." - Dr Dana W (05/03/2004)

"Allow me to sniff the chair." - Dr Dana W (05/02/2004)

"You can't turn off food... you have to eat!" - Dr Dana W (05/02/2004)

"Well, if the shoe fits..." - Dr Dana W (04/24/2004)

"Shove that flap down there and now we have a whole." - Dr Dana W (04/23/2004)

"X cubed, cubed, cubed, cubed, cubed." - Dr Dana W (04/23/2004)

"Nothing... just something wrong with my pants." - Dr Dana W (04/19/2004)

"I tried to log on and it died." - Dr Dana W (03/17/2004)

"There's no music." - Dr Dana W (03/15/2004)
b & i were dancing

"I think it's the ugliest graphic I've ever seen." - Dr Dana W (03/10/2004)

"If there are any left overs, just kind of filter them that way." - Dr Dana W (03/05/2004)

"Hey, any references to Shakespeare is a good thing." - Dr Dana W (03/05/2004)

"Cops suck." - Dr Dana W (03/01/2004)

"Customer needs assistance in pluming!" - Dr Dana W (03/01/2004)

"Yeah, skittles will work very well." - Dr Dana W (03/01/2004)

"I don't wanna talk about that. That kinda scared me this morning." - Dr Dana W (02/27/2004)

"So I wrote a lot of stuff... um, don't be afraid of it." - Dr Dana W (02/23/2004)
be afraid!

"Wow, it's like an evil spirit." - Dr Dana W (02/20/2004)

"It's fun. Since you don't get to make things after, oh, say, third grade." - Dr Dana W (02/18/2004)

"I've never wrote dismissed on the board!" - Dr Dana W (02/18/2004)

"Shh! That requires money." - Dr Dana W (02/18/2004)

"There are not jobs in Frostburg... go away!" - Dr Dana W (02/13/2004)

"Maybe it'll make the museum more exciting... I don't know." - Dr Dana W (02/04/2004)

"I'll spell it with one L today just to throw you off." - Dr Dana W (02/04/2004)

"Wow, mood lighting... alright." - Dr Dana W (11/06/2003)

"I don't want to know if my friends have logged in." - Dr Dana W (11/06/2003)

"I don't know if it happened, but supposedly." - Dr Dana W (09/29/2003)

"You guys are scarring me." - Dr Dana W (09/29/2003)

"Ou, while loops!" - Dr Dana W (09/29/2003)
she was smoking something today or somthing lol

"It makes your computer beep, which is kind of always fun." - Dr Dana W (09/29/2003)

"We're going to have pina coladas cause they're good." - Dr Dana W (09/29/2003)

"This is such a Jimmy Buffet bar." - Dr Dana W (09/29/2003)

"Well, If you don't know any part of what we're learning, it's good to read the whole text book." - Dr Dana W (09/30/2002)