Usif H's Quotes

Usif H has made 7 quotes!

"That story makes me want to drink more because it's so sad." - Usif H (06/21/2015)
bri's teen drinking story

"What? You would drive what?" - Usif H (06/20/2015)

"Another sex on the beach?" "Yeah!" - Usif H & Dr Dana W (06/20/2015)

"I have higher caloric needs." - Usif H (06/20/2015)
he can eat a lot

"She doesn't make me do tricks either." - Usif H (06/20/2015)
for food, like dana does with the doggies

"Now I have to kill Brian." - Usif H (06/20/2015)

"Why don't you live in Colorado?" "Cause call the crazy people live in Colorado." - Janny M & Usif H (06/20/2015)
this quote probably isn't exact but i was drunk & can't read my handwritting