Matt E's Quotes

Matt E has made 22 quotes!

"Your code is trending..." - Matt E (10/25/2017)
how to get millennials to follow cmmi

"If I post a lot, there's a good chance I'm drinking." - Matt E (10/25/2017)
post on fb

"Is that like a coos coos kinda thing?" - Matt E (10/25/2017)

"Oh, you're not from the south..." - Matt E (10/25/2017)
anita; he was asking about a drink

"You have a sparkle on your face." "Oh, thanks. I go to Monday morning strip clubs." - Janny M & Matt E (06/05/2017)

"This is my suspension round." - Matt E (09/07/2016)
drafting players on suspension

"Those kids are completely traumatized now..." - Matt E (07/05/2016)
after watching a trailer for sausage fest

"On an aside; people need to cut out the red meat." - Matt E (10/28/2015)
tell the client to tell people to be healthier so their page will load faster

"I like that word. I'm going to use it." - Matt E (10/08/2015)
slave

"Tatorlots." - Matt E (10/07/2015)
we ordered a lot of tatortots at happy hour

"It's rats." - Matt E (08/27/2015)
why the video in the work conference room went out

"Yes and it's about a nine percent so it gets the job done." - Matt E (08/19/2015)
a beer he had

"I know we have chlamydia but that's not much better..." - Matt E (06/25/2015)
our indicators on one of our websites; the other was suicide

"You had me at hot dog." - Matt E (04/23/2015)

"Somebody's on a Johnny Cash kick..." - Matt E (04/23/2015)

"Just a bunch of puking guys..." - Matt E (04/23/2015)

"I've run over hookers in real life." - Matt E (04/23/2015)
gta

"We had a few drinks, crunched the numbers which I'm sure was highly accurate." - Matt E (04/23/2015)
him and his wife deciding to buy a place in annapolis

"This is the strong bladder section." - Matt E (04/23/2015)

"I'm going to pretend that that didn't happen." - Matt E (12/17/2014)
clicking around and found a bug

"They poo pooed your colors." - Matt E (07/24/2014)

"I think peach was the deal breaker for them." - Matt E (07/24/2014)
the client didn't like the colors josh suggested