Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Jack Z's Quotes

Jack Z has made 15 quotes!

"Number eleven won't be very tasty." - Jack Z (02/16/2015)

"But this is a free country..." - Jack Z (05/06/2014)

"If we try to introduce new features we get in trouble." - Jack Z (04/11/2014)

"I'm going to go get masks." - Jack Z (03/27/2014)
for his allergies

"I wonder what her name was." "Marie." - Janny M & Jack Z (03/06/2014)
who the amber alert was named after

"I didn't hurt my a*s when I fell." - Jack Z (02/11/2014)

"I just want to ask, what's X L S? What's P D F?" - Jack Z (01/25/2014)
he was joking; he's a developer he should know these

"When it gets warmer we can go." "Why? Is it outside?" - Jack Z & Qais S (01/23/2014)
wegman's for lunch

"My noodle is delicious." - Jack Z (01/07/2014)

"When you have a kid you're not free until you go to the graveyard." - Jack Z (01/02/2014)

"Is this safe?" - Jack Z (12/05/2013)
driving with john

"You can't expect the whole world to look like Chinese." - Jack Z (11/26/2013)

"Oh, no, no. Not human gas. I meant petroleum." - Jack Z (11/21/2013)
he said it smelled like gas in john's car

"If it's good, you're gonna want bigger." "That's what she said." - Jack Z & Janny M (11/07/2013)

"He's a she." - Jack Z (09/10/2013)