Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Meredith S's Quotes

Meredith S has made 27 quotes!

"For those of you at home, this is where New Jersey is..." - Meredith S (08/06/2015)

"It was worth it." - Meredith S (08/06/2015)
bit into hot pizza & burned her mouth

"By saying you're a teacher?" - Meredith S & Sarah T (08/06/2015)
said at the same time

"Does it matter what hole they go in?" "That's what she said." - Meredith S & Janny M (11/15/2014)

"Okay. I'll stop. Good men died today." - Meredith S (11/15/2014)
in risk

"Oh... rude... It's fine." - Meredith S (11/15/2014)

"Man. I should have thought about my bubble before I bubbled." - Meredith S (11/15/2014)

"It's the time to fall." - Meredith S (11/15/2014)
winter

"That kinda thing, you'll get money for. Fall in front of a camera." - Meredith S (11/15/2014)
she's a lawyer, she knows

"Life is so hard." - Meredith S (01/03/2014)
seth's favorite crunchy m&m's aren't available

"Mmm. This is war." - Meredith S (01/03/2014)

"Ore or 'or', the conjunction 'or'?" - Meredith S (01/03/2014)

"So cute." "That doesn't help the theft." - Meredith S & Seth W (01/03/2014)
she stole from him

"Wow. It's so big." "It is." "That's what she said." - Meredith S & Brian C & Janny M (01/03/2014)

"Ou, seventy-three, I just aged him by ten years. That's mean." - Meredith S (01/03/2014)
her boss

"He seemed like such a straight laced guy, not a murderer." - Meredith S (01/03/2014)

"Are we getting divorced already?" - Meredith S (08/02/2013)

"Aw. There's another door!" - Meredith S (08/02/2013)
just as she was leaving, she's on crutches

"Yay! I'm firey poops!" - Meredith S (08/02/2013)
she won

"I didn't know... I thought I wasn't getting the joke." - Meredith S (08/02/2013)

"It's the right to bear arms, not legs." - Meredith S (08/02/2013)

"That's f**ked up. You're going to hell." "I know." - Janny M & Meredith S (08/02/2013)
cards against humanity makes everyone go to hell

"Oh my. Why me?" - Meredith S (08/02/2013)

"I don't have herpes." - Meredith S (08/02/2013)
good to know

"They have such an ugly face, it's good." - Meredith S (08/02/2013)
pugs

"It's not a quiz... I'm sorry." - Meredith S (08/02/2013)
how long bri & i have been married

"Can I try again?" - Meredith S (08/02/2013)
the above quote, she gets multiple chances