Tim M's Quotes

Tim M has made 20 quotes!

"It's a different kind of pickling..." - Tim M (11/25/2014)

"She doesn't like Indian people." - Tim M (11/25/2014)

"I can take my shirt off..." "Please don't... I mean you can..." - Tim M & Brian L (11/25/2014)
the waiter was ready to take brian's food

"F**k the kids. They'll just be on the roof." - Tim M (11/25/2014)
buy a two seater car

"I have a decade of children." - Tim M (10/28/2014)

"I know they're lame but it's a night out." - Tim M (10/28/2014)
our happy hours

"Look at my baby." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
i think he was talking about his phone

"Stupid American tourist... it's like I know..." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
how stupid we americans are when we go to other countries

"They're like the Mexican's of England..." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
the irish

"People still have C D's?" - Tim M (09/30/2014)

"You can take my pulse, anytime, nurse!" - Tim M (09/30/2014)
our waitress is training to be a nurse

"Except he did it..." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
OJ, if he did it

"He needs to come..." - Tim M (06/10/2014)

"When everyone starts killing children for food like that would happen." - Tim M (06/10/2014)
evolution or whatever

"That would have been funnier if I was really gay." - Tim M (04/01/2014)

"I thought I was all cool cause I made a pillow case." - Tim M (04/01/2014)

"What is she wearing?" "Uh, orange." - Tim M & Janny M (03/11/2014)
my sister in oitnb

"There are different levels of stupid." - Tim M (12/17/2013)

"I'm going to like that..." - Tim M (07/09/2013)
someone's post

"I'm writing Queen Latifa, alright?" - Tim M (07/09/2013)
what's whoppie goldburg's real name