Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Jason H's Quotes

Jason H has made 79 quotes!

"It's your turn." "So? There's cute animals around." - Jason H & Brittney H (03/04/2023)

"We're having some difficulties here. Please stand by." - Jason H (03/04/2023)
brittney dropped something

"You are. It's on camera. We documented it." - Jason H (03/04/2023)
brittney playing with her phone

"Just, you know, use your brain." - Jason H (11/17/2022)

"Let's focus, A D H D." "I've never been diagnosed." - Jason H & Brittney H (11/17/2022)

"Are you afraid the cats are going to eat much?" "Yeah. They're fatties." - Brian C & Jason H (11/17/2022)

"Then I had three memory care patients." "Did they remember you?" - Jason H & Brittney H (11/17/2022)

"At least it's a ball and not a wrench this time." - Jason H (11/17/2022)

"By the time they get there we will just tell them not to go to college." - Jason H (10/15/2022)
they don't want to save for their kids college

"Why are they running down stairs?" "More exercise." - Brittney H & Jason H (10/15/2022)

"You're the only person who can make this thing go faster." - Jason H (07/01/2022)
the game we were playing

"I gotta pee before I talk about this..." - Jason H (07/01/2022)

"Excuse you." "Sorry. I had a lot of beans today." - Janny M & Jason H (07/01/2022)
the box made a noise

"You just have to eat through the brown part..." - Jason H (07/01/2022)
guac that's turned brown

"She's already seen it." "Have I?" - Jason H & Brittney H (07/01/2022)

"I still think we could have gotten our money back for that watermelon. It said seedless but it had two seeds in it." - Jason H (07/01/2022)

"I just wear whatever she tells me to wear." - Jason H (06/04/2022)
what brittaney does... their wedding day

"Old is not injured." - Jason H (05/19/2022)
why his dad wouldn't play volleyball

"Could be a lot of naked butts." - Jason H (03/27/2022)

"You usually pay prostitutes in cash..." "I pay mine in credit." - Brian C & Jason H (03/27/2022)

"I'm getting P T S D looking at these hearts." - Jason H (02/09/2022)

"It looks like it has good bones." "What do you mean? Cinder blocks?" - Janny M & Jason H (02/09/2022)
a fixer-upper house

"I'll make it more appetizing." - Jason H (02/09/2022)

"Why are you paying attention? Go back to not paying attention." - Jason H (02/09/2022)

"I think her screen's frozen. Her expression hasn't changed." - Jason H (02/09/2022)
brittney just got the queen

"Pisses me off so much." - Jason H (10/13/2021)
hearts

"Might as well go out in style." - Jason H (10/13/2021)
he had 99 for a long time and got the queen

"He really shit that throw didn't he?" - Jason H (09/12/2021)
aaron rodgers interception

"You buy a house, you can at least stand inside of it." - Jason H (08/13/2021)

"Your eyes are rolling quite a lot there... are you alright?" - Jason H (07/20/2021)
britney was rolling her eyes

"You know? I don't think that crate is available anymore..." - Jason H (06/02/2021)
after he offered brittney but she wanted to keep it at his place

"Click on your face." "I don't have a face." - Jason H & Janny M (06/02/2021)

"Wouldn't it be falling down?" "Why? You tie the string." - Brittney H & Jason H (06/02/2021)
drawstring pants

"It's my fault, Britney. I should have carried you harder." - Jason H (02/02/2021)

"Brittney?" "Yep." "You thinking?" "Nope." - Janny M & Brittney H & Jason H (01/13/2021)
brittney said yep and nope

"I know I had seven spades but my highest one was a nine." - Jason H (12/05/2020)
going blind nil

"Not bag after all." - Jason H (10/06/2020)
bag puns... spades

"If you weren't such a shop-a-holic, we wouldn't have so many bags." - Jason H (10/06/2020)
britney kept going over her bid in spades

"Honestly, I don't remember last game." "I took a picture." - Jason H & Brittney H (05/01/2020)
the last dominion game where she won

"What? Do you wanna name our daughter Jason?" - Jason H (05/01/2020)
to britney

"Hold your horses. Or should I say, 'hold your Camels?'" - Jason H (05/01/2020)
dominion card

"Somebody trashed my Nobels." "And you blame me?" - Jason H & Brittney H (04/08/2020)

"Ugh. What a life..." - Jason H (04/08/2020)

"I think Britney should start out with negative ten victory points." "I... agree." - Janny M & Jason H (04/08/2020)

"You gotta know how to shave the cat." "Excuse me?" - Uncle Neil & Jason H (01/24/2020)

"Now I need to see some evidence that you got done these things." - Jason H (01/24/2020)
colonoscopy

"The duke only breeds with his own sister." - Jason H (11/08/2019)

"The duke doesn't go in." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (11/08/2019)

"You don't have to record this one, Brittney. It's practice." - Jason H (11/08/2019)
brittney records all their game scores

"What do I know?" "Not too much." - Jason H & Brittney H (09/01/2019)

"They don't think that hard." - Jason H (09/01/2019)

"You said, 'ohh' to yourself." - Jason H (05/25/2019)
we criticized the navigator (britney) and she said ohhh!

"What do you mean boo?" - Jason H (04/26/2019)

"I thought you said poor trucker." - Jason H (04/26/2019)

"It's never been this complicated before." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (04/26/2019)

"Obsessive for this? What do you want from me?" - Jason H (04/26/2019)

"Janis is rolling. She's a lover roller." - Jason H (04/26/2019)
i don't remember him saying this

"Only sixty percent of the time?" It's not a hundred!" - Brian C & Jason H (04/26/2019)

"I clicked my nuts first." - Jason H (04/26/2019)
in codenames

"If gay marriages were a thing, I'd call f**king spades." - Jason H (01/26/2019)
in pinochle

"Britney, you were one off from being helpful." - Jason H (02/24/2018)

"I wouldn't have lost that hard." "You did!" - Jason H & Brian C (02/11/2017)
they went down in cards

"Oh I memorized that cookie label." - Jason H (02/11/2017)
tollhouse cookies

"You don't get to know what I want." - Jason H (09/30/2016)

"You're missing the smart." "Oh." - Brian C & Jason H (09/30/2016)
the smart part of UMBC

"I like being quoted." - Jason H (08/27/2016)

"Are you going to open your mouth for me?" "That's what he said." - Jason H & Janny M (07/02/2016)
feeding our nephew

"I'm looking at my aces wondering why they have J's on them." - Jason H (08/21/2015)

"You hit me... with a truck." - Jason H (07/25/2015)

"I don't feel love anymore." "That's cause this is cards." - Janny M & Jason H (01/03/2015)

"Do you have any aces?" "Unfortunately." - Janny M & Jason H (01/03/2015)
for a misdeal

"He hasn't even had one." "I know." - Janny M & Jason H (01/03/2015)
jason was messing up

"I'm trying to recompensate for last time." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (08/09/2014)

"That was probably the worst possible position." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (08/09/2014)

"Freddie's cute, you know, when he's not biting you." - Jason H (06/15/2013)

"If he was drunk he'd be quiet." - Jason H (11/10/2012)
his dad

"Those are not natural spiders..." - Jason H (10/06/2012)

"Kind father. Thank you." - Jason H (09/08/2012)

"Actually, magnets don't attract everything..." - Jason H (07/14/2012)