David L's Quotes

David L has made 18 quotes!

"She was very badly behaved." "Aunt Ruth?" - Janny M & David L (05/30/2012)
candi when we took her to see aunt ruth

"Actually I heard the way to get rid of hiccups is to get up and get beers for people." - David L (05/30/2012)
david needed a beer & stacy had hiccups

"Gotta wipe somehow." - David L (02/26/2012)
bad joke

"Why don't you lay off the diet coke..." - David L (02/26/2012)

"The net is a metaphor." - David L (02/26/2012)
he was trying to explain facebook to bri

"That's a status symbol." - David L (02/26/2012)
when girls in bikini's mow your lawn

"They built this spacecraft... This isn't a joke or anything..." - David L (02/26/2012)

"Are you gonna wash it?" "Yeah, that's a great idea." - David L & Janny M (02/26/2012)
my signed torrey smith jersey

"That's a boring story. I almost fell asleep." "I thought you were asleep." - Janny M & David L (02/26/2012)

"I was like 'great, now she's calling me her counterpart'." - David L (02/26/2012)

"It's like a comb over for a mustache." - David L (01/14/2012)

"Would anyone except Janis like another drink?" - David L (01/13/2012)
i was winning at rummy

"It seems kind of luxurious considering our economic downturn." - David L (01/13/2012)
i built a city

"Did Lance Armstrong lay down his bike when he got testicular cancer? No." - David L (01/13/2012)
giving stacy a motivational speech

"I will now end my turn." - David L (01/13/2012)
he was all official about it

"I'm sorry that someone, I won't say who, went out early." - David L (01/13/2012)
appologizing to stacy, i went out early & stuck her with a lot of points

"Is this really what you got the cat for?" - David L (01/13/2012)
when size_t licks bri's beard

"Let me see your cards. I'll help you out." - David L (01/13/2012)