Jake T's Quotes

Jake T has made 23 quotes!

"I was gonna say. That's my spot." - Jake T (03/21/2015)
the 12, 4, 5 in catan

"Seth can take Asia." - Jake T (03/30/2012) (pic)
seth is in red

"F**k." "S**t." "Balls." - Brian C & Janny M & Jake T (03/30/2012)

"How much of a dick? ...Are we talking Cheney dick?" - Jake T (03/30/2012)

"I'd go with affair. Not leave Janis." - Jake T (01/27/2012)

"Seth, you need to last longer." - Jake T (01/27/2012)
in rummy

"In the world in which I am a Goddess..." - Jake T (01/27/2012)

"They had trains back then." - Jake T (01/27/2012)
in revolutionary times?

"Old ladies pinching your butt." "Yes, that was the good part." - Brian C & Jake T (01/27/2012)
of his job

"I need to stop buying mink coats or something." - Jake T (10/22/2011)
he kept landing on luxary tax

"It is a language. It's nerd." - Jake T (10/22/2011)
talking fantasy/sci-fi books

"Why do I need to move?" "Because otherwise I'll poop on you." - Seth W & Jake T (09/16/2011)
trying to get to the bathroom

"Excellent. I'll buy it." "Whore." - Seth W & Jake T (06/24/2011)
monopoly property

"Guy experimenting with gay sex at McDonalds... I'm lovin it." - Jake T (05/20/2011)
best quote of the night!

"Wow, this is gonna completely change this one..." - Jake T (05/20/2011)
scribblish

"Your colors are Christmasy..." "That was intentional." - Janny M & Jake T (05/20/2011)
red & green

"Just the audio will be fine..." - Jake T (05/20/2011)
if bri and seth were to go in his bedroom

"I do not know how it will be used..." - Jake T (05/20/2011)
his ironing board

"Can I make a suggestion before you take me?" - Jake T (05/20/2011)
that's what she said

"This song makes no f**king sense." "It does if you're stoned." "I'm not even sure then." - Seth W & Jake T (05/13/2011)

"That didn't sound right." "No, it didn't." - Janny M & Jake T (05/13/2011)
molested beetle

"How do you do it? How do you do it?" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jake T (04/15/2011)

"We spend nine hours with sixth graders... Our day revolves around penises." - Jake T (04/15/2011)