Bear M's Quotes
Bear M has made 331 quotes!
"I'm a Buffalo fan. We're realists." - Bear M (09/19/2019)
"I was getting return yardage from him?" "Not much." - Janny M & Bear M (09/19/2019)
dede westbrook
"You could take her to the shelter." "Yeah, you can try." - Brian C & Bear M (05/24/2019)
take ella to the animal shelter
"Iron core." "Yeah, but that's not how her brain works." - Bear M & Erin L (05/24/2019)
erin was talking about me; heart core; code names
"I meant it in an Italian kinda way." - Bear M (05/24/2019)
he said mfers
"It's okay, we just won't invite them over next time." "That's okay, we invited ourselves over." - Bear M & Janny M (05/24/2019)
"Cushion for the pushin'. That's what I like." - Bear M (05/24/2019)
"It's not high enough." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Erin L (04/13/2019)
"Erin, you're amped up." - Bear M (04/13/2019)
"But it's just really loud." "That's the point of a movie!" - Erin L & Bear M (04/13/2019)
"I could go all night sometimes." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Brian C (03/20/2019)
"My kid made her first bong. I'm so proud." - Bear M (03/20/2019)
"I'm trying to stack my team up... it's hard. It is the Bills." - Bear M (03/20/2019)
"Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy watching the outfit..." - Bear M (01/20/2019)
"Leave people alone when they go potty." - Bear M (01/20/2019)
talking to bri... just kidding, talking to ella
"Just so long as I don't have to get my rectum dirty." "You will. It's part of the game." "Hmm. Okay, I'm in." - Bear M & Erin L (12/28/2018)
"I'm gonna put the T V on fourteen later." - Bear M (12/28/2018)
threatening me
"Boom. G W save my back." - Bear M (12/28/2018)
"We'll be having some Chipotle fueled sex tonight." - Bear M (12/28/2018)
"I didn't get these guys from being skinny." - Bear M (11/22/2018)
bear's big legs
"You could just dump it over the fence into a ditch." - Bear M (11/22/2018)
our neighbor is digging a ditch
"It helps to have a penis." - Bear M (11/22/2018)
he is eligible for italian citizenship
"I don't need you to sit there and criticize me." "I"m standing." - Erin L & Bear M (11/22/2018)
"It's more for a stationary lifestyle." - Bear M (10/26/2018)
das horn
"The f**king Red Cross with trying to help people." - Bear M (10/26/2018)
bri was complaining how the red cross always calls him to give blood
"The person who can't keep secrets works for a law firm?" - Bear M (10/26/2018)
"Ella. Don't throw bricks, please." - Bear M (08/31/2018)
"Well, what do you want me to say?" - Bear M (08/31/2018)
cardboard bricks that ella was throwing
"Scotch makes me very angry." - Bear M (08/31/2018)
"Don't yell at me." "I didn't. I growled." - Erin L & Bear M (08/31/2018)
"All that cocaine..." - Bear M (08/03/2018)
"Can we stop talking about death? This is seriously getting me f**king depressed." - Bear M (08/03/2018)
we were talking about funerals & how to be burried
"Not that white people get arrested for weed..." - Bear M (07/20/2018)
"Diet ginger beer." "Sounds fruity." - Bear M & Janny M (06/08/2018)
"Who drove?" "Me, of course." "Aren't you intoxicated?" - Erin L & Bear M (06/08/2018)
brian actually drove
"If Megan and Matt can have a kegorator, so can we!" - Bear M (06/08/2018)
"He s**ts straight hair..." - Bear M (06/08/2018)
lucifur
"How's that whisky treating ya?" "It's going great, Bear." - Bear M & Erin L (06/08/2018)
"Is that that other s**ty one?" - Bear M (06/08/2018)
"What if she got frostbite and died?" "Probably wouldn't happen." - Erin L & Bear M (05/11/2018)
if bear & bri threw me in the pool
"You don't like drawing cocks?" "Not so much." - Janny M & Bear M (05/11/2018)
"I don't know if that's true." - Bear M (05/11/2018)
erin put her name as cheap bang
"No, unless you threaten to kill someone or someone..." - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"But her sister's like, 'No, you can't just go murder somebody.'" - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"They'd never find the body, I'm a f**king chef." - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"Dude, you need to get an Asian." - Bear M (04/20/2018)
to chop up fish
"Anyway, you were marked." - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"You and the limerita's... I almost puked that night." - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"You don't think I know how a vagina works?" - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"I didn't eat left over wedding cake, I'm not eating placenta." - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"The guys are like on the website, why aren't I finding any midget porn?" - Bear M (04/20/2018)
"It has everything." "Except an ending." - Janny M & Bear M (04/20/2018)
lost
"Who's your servant?" "Erin. She goes and gets me things." - Dana C & Bear M (03/31/2018)
"If you're getting that much money you better put up... or put out..." - Bear M (03/31/2018)
football players
"She used to f**k random Mexicans she found on rooftops." "That's not true. They weren't Mexican." - Bear M & Erin L (03/31/2018)
"It's okay. We all have herpes." "Don't worry. It's genital." - Erin L & Bear M (03/31/2018)
"This fits there nicely." "I know. I've put them there before." "Well aren't you special?" - Bear M & Erin L (03/09/2018)
their decorations to clear room for games
"You can also use a thing called free will." "Sounds like a reason to get some more scotch." - Erin L & Bear M (03/09/2018)
"Well they don't want to give away the secret." - Bear M (03/04/2018)
what's in old bay
"Empty... Hi..." - Bear M (02/16/2018)
his cup was empty then he saw whisky
"The knife kinda sucks. You have to go deep." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (02/16/2018)
"I thought for sure you'd want to see a testicle." - Bear M (02/16/2018)
"Trying to cheat? She just should try to rest up on that chair..." - Bear M (02/16/2018)
erin
"Bear. Do you still get turned on by that?" "The rash? Oh, I love it." - Janny M & Bear M (02/09/2018)
"I didn't know you cared about your siblings that much..." - Bear M (02/09/2018)
playing that messed up game, erin said she cared what happened to her siblings
"Oh my god, they are big, bouncy sacks of pain." - Bear M (02/09/2018)
testicles
"It doesn't have to be skin specific. She just wants a slave." - Bear M (02/09/2018)
"Boobs." "Thank you." - Bear M & Brian C (02/09/2018)
"It's probably only funny cause I'm high." - Bear M (02/09/2018)
"Can you give Ella a shot of water?" "I don't want my daughter doing shots." - Erin L & Bear M (01/19/2018)
"Yeah, client dinners where you just have to give blow jobs under the table." "If only it was that easy." - Bear M & Erin L (01/19/2018)
"Her mom knows I don't do feelings." - Bear M (01/19/2018)
erin posted something as bear on fb
"Who's this Chris guy he's with?" "A guy named Chris." - Erin L & Bear M (01/19/2018)
"Why would you tell off a bathroom attendant?" - Bear M (01/19/2018)
yea they got enough shit to worry about
"It was before I met Erin..." - Bear M (01/19/2018)
"I'm just going to lay here... drink up." - Bear M (01/19/2018)
"You didn't eat it, did you?" "I was tempted." - Janny M & Bear M (12/29/2017)
he had extra skin
"Did I tell you guys I'm going to China?" "When?" "High noon." - Erin L & Janny M & Bear M (12/29/2017)
"Sounds like in my past life I was a lion." - Bear M (12/29/2017)
"F**k me." - Bear M (12/29/2017)
he participated in a séance
"You've never spit out a bug?" "Nope. I swallowed that b***h." - Erin L & Bear M (12/29/2017)
"I gotta play. I gotta pee." - Bear M (12/29/2017)
"...When we were making all those jokes about date rape..." - Bear M (12/08/2017)
"The church of cannabis does exist." "Hell yea, it does." - Brian C & Bear M (12/08/2017)
"Okay, Rainman. Let's go." - Bear M (12/08/2017)
erin was taking her time... she said she was calculating probabilities
"I'm not even around your boneyard." "Not tonight, you're not." - Erin L & Bear M (12/08/2017)
erin was invading bears domino space
"I f**ked her good, bud." - Bear M (12/08/2017)
"But you pointed at me!" - Bear M (11/23/2017)
bri said drunk person; he meant me but pointed at bear
"I know this sounds weird but smell my fingers." - Bear M (11/23/2017)
"You know what else Joe Gibbs did?" "Win three superbowls?" - Bear M & Brian C (11/23/2017)
"I'm drinking just beer after the shot." - Bear M (10/27/2017)
"If she was topless it would have been a lot better." "...Yeah, I was just picturing that." - Brian C & Bear M (10/27/2017)
some movie
"Especially her because she's old as bones." - Bear M (10/27/2017)
"F**king stem cells." - Bear M (10/27/2017)
"Haha. He hit the stick." - Bear M (10/22/2017)
a qb threw the football away
"He's like me. I'm too thick to get in." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (10/20/2017)
"He was like, 'this is normal.'" "This is Tuesday night." - Bear M & Erin L (10/20/2017)
a friend they know... wacky stories
"Well one's Jewish." - Bear M (10/20/2017)
the two dana's they know
"You just want me to cum in you?" - Bear M (10/20/2017)
that's what bear heard
"Okay answer this... Do you or do you not wanna get punched in the face?" - Bear M (10/20/2017)
"We can build from the ground up..." - Bear M (09/22/2017)
open a bar in puerto rico
"So you pierced your nipples for some Chinese food?" "There it is." - Janny M & Bear M (09/22/2017)
"They're pretty nasty if you're sober." - Bear M (09/22/2017)
a drink he made
"Hahahahahaha. That sucks." "Yeah." - Janny M & Bear M (09/22/2017)
3 parachutes for 4 people
"I got f**ked by my wife." - Bear M (09/22/2017)
in bs
"And... I don't know why I'm talking in this accent because he was an old black dude..." - Bear M (09/22/2017)
"No. I'm satisfied." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
his job as a stay at home dad
"I shouldn't say if she loses, it's when she loses." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
drinking games & erin
"Don't judge a man by the size of his bar; judge him by the quality of his liquor." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
true
"Bear, try a little foreplay next time." "That is my foreplay." - Janny M & Bear M (09/08/2017)
just sticking it in
"Oh yeah. Someone has to drink that." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
the lemonaderita
"I can't believe I made this s**t up." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
bear was the one who had to chug the lemonaderita
"Do you know the worst part about that lemonaderita was? Everything." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
"I thought this was a more common problem." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
use something in your wallet to wipe your ass
"If I had a nickel every time I hear that." - Bear M (09/08/2017)
i told bear he f**ked me
"You'd have a nickel?" "I'd have a nickel." - Janny M & Bear M (09/08/2017)
the above quote; i told bear he f**ked me
"Anytime you draw a card you have to do a sexual motion." "I do that anyway." - Brian C & Bear M (09/08/2017)
bri created a rule
"I don't know. It's not like you know what the f**k you're doing." - Bear M (07/23/2017)
erin was trying to make drinks
"I can get a bigger one." "That's what she said." - Erin L & Bear M (07/23/2017)
"Yeah, she's looking for a bigger penis." - Bear M (07/23/2017)
erin didn't get the twss line above
"I'm like a barista except I can't make drinks." - Bear M (07/23/2017)
what erin is like
"Is it a requirement to be drunk? Cause I will..." - Bear M (07/15/2017)
our fantasy football league
"Not to be misogynistic or anything but says the woman." - Bear M (07/15/2017)
"We should watch these while we're high." "I am!" - Janny M & Bear M (07/15/2017)
"Woah! What?" - Bear M (07/15/2017)
the bus did a snake on the road
"Not only cum but a bag of it." - Bear M (07/15/2017)
"I forgot to draw my vagina." - Bear M (07/15/2017)
"She can keep something else warm..." - Bear M (06/25/2017)
erin's use
"You know that cleanse you wanted me to go on?" - Bear M (06/25/2017)
his hot sauce will put him in the bathroom
"Let's just say I didn't forget." - Bear M (06/11/2017)
to put on underwear
"I just have to give up beer and cheese and everything I like..." "What the f**k?" "Well I'm not going to." - Bear M & Janny M (06/10/2017)
to get more healthy
"Yeah. I'd just try to have sex with him..." - Bear M (06/10/2017)
michael felps
"We have one abomination." - Bear M (06/04/2017)
budwieser
"I want it to look good." - Bear M (06/04/2017)
his spread of beers
"This is why I can't draw a penis." - Bear M (06/03/2017) (pic)
"I feel like I'm drunk... I'm drunk." - Bear M (05/29/2017)
"You're an old lady." - Bear M (05/29/2017)
"The dilemmas of being an alcoholic... Wait, I don't go to meetings." - Bear M (05/29/2017)
"All guys should wear it. It has the netting." - Bear M (05/28/2017)
trunks
"Once I was at home I was off the clock." - Bear M (05/28/2017)
he never did homework
"It keeps coming back good at this point it's like I'm trying." - Bear M (05/28/2017)
bear's health & his lack of diabetes
"I don't know if there are sharks." "I'll go deeper." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Bear M & Brian C & Janny M (05/28/2017)
twss said at the same time
"You will never get me to do manual labor for sex." - Bear M (05/24/2017)
"Just throw some diuretics together and see what happens." - Bear M (05/12/2017)
"I prefer to let the rapes happen." - Bear M (05/12/2017)
"How do you start a conversation about glory holes?" - Bear M (05/12/2017)
"Wait. Can we be racist or not?" - Bear M (05/12/2017)
"You just killed your wife." "She killed herself." - Brian C & Bear M (05/12/2017)
in trivia murder night game
"...All those f**ks..." - Bear M (04/21/2017)
doctors & psychiatrists perscribe medicine & don't want pot
"What's her name?" "My name." - Erin L & Bear M (04/21/2017)
erin said to put in our names so i put my name
"Everybody's drawing dicks." - Bear M (04/21/2017)
"But where could you wear it?" "To work." - Bear M & Erin L (04/21/2017)
glad you came shirt
"Are you squirter?" "I'm not even in yet!" - Bear M & Erin L (04/21/2017)
i put my name as squirter & bear thought it was erin
"People in my family live a long time." "He's a cat!" - Erin L & Bear M (04/14/2017)
lucifur will live a long time
"Erin loves the word tits." "I hate the word tits." - Bear M & Erin L (04/14/2017)
"I forgot I had a kid for a second." - Bear M (04/14/2017)
"I thought it said applesauce... I'm high." - Bear M (04/14/2017)
"I don't lead with that story..." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
the time he was suspected of burlargy
"So I was once suspected of burglary..." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
"Why is everybody looking at me?" - Bear M (03/18/2017)
"Of course I played it. It would leave a huge stain." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
pooping everywhere
"Oh my God. These s**ty a*s cards..." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
"More like she was drunk and forgot to pick up cards." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
erin was down to a few white cards
"You just assume it's me cause I have one?" - Bear M (03/18/2017)
a pre dispossition to alcoholism; & the card
"That f**ked me up when I was sober." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
mufassa's death scene
"You're missing the entire point of this game." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
"They have guns and stuff..." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
probation officers
"You picked a dumb favorite." - Bear M (03/18/2017)
"You soil that deal, I'll soil my pants." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
erin's deal with her company
"I wanna be him." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
Gabriel Iglesias gets free cakes
"What does this have to do with time travel?" - Bear M (03/03/2017)
we were talking about time travel & erin was talking about nasa
"No. Absolutely not. I don't eat fish." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
but he's a bear!
"That's like every album." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
kanye west rapping over whinny little bitch sound
"Anybody wanna claim that?" - Bear M (03/03/2017)
really bad card combo in cah
"He's my hero." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
milf man
"That's a sad night." "...Yeah." - Brian C & Bear M (03/03/2017)
holy bible
"I don't hold back." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
"She knows her son." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
courtney picked arlo's card
"Wow. They really took it there..." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
"Men are not allowed to wear yoga pants." "That sounds like a challenge!" - Erin L & Bear M (03/03/2017)
"Brian, do we need to have an intervention?" "Been there. Done that." - Brian C & Bear M (03/03/2017)
"You're wearing a cardigan!" - Bear M (03/03/2017)
erin thought it was hot in there
"Sometimes it's necessary." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
the card cleaning her butt
"I'm just gonna put this one right here..." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
pixelated bucaci
"You're not baller." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
"It helps if you had a little fryer." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (03/03/2017)
"I have been there." - Bear M (03/03/2017)
doritos in pubs
"It's a sweet gig." - Bear M (01/08/2017)
stay at home dad
"They're just knees." - Bear M (01/08/2017)
erin was commentinng on football players knees
"Not a shiv. I'm not in prison." - Bear M (01/08/2017)
"Can you take that cord out of its butt hole?" "Not without my screw driver." - Erin L & Bear M (01/08/2017)
"It probably wasn't that bad but it was pretty bad." - Bear M (04/17/2016)
"So you want me to die?" - Bear M (02/06/2016)
erin told bear no snow blowers
"Plus base I feel like I have a bigger penis." - Bear M (08/26/2015)
he's starting to play base
"What kind of guidance can she give? Don't mix Lunesta with vodka?" - Bear M (08/26/2015)
their one friend
"We're starting her early." - Bear M (06/06/2015)
ella drinking her mom's margarita
"Weird way to start a story..." - Bear M (06/06/2015)
the above quote
"We called down... well Erin called down cause she's the talker." - Bear M (04/18/2015)
"Eh, we like hippies." - Bear M (04/18/2015)
"If you're showing I don't wanna see." - Bear M (02/28/2015)
shawn
"Or we can do swingers." - Bear M (02/26/2015)
he be on my team, erin be on bri's team
"Penis is in." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (02/26/2015)
"Just have to touch her. I'm that good." - Bear M (01/27/2015)
to make ella stop crying
"If you don't breastfeed they shrivel up and go away." - Bear M (01/27/2015)
boobs
"So you're telling me the toilet isn't a jacuzzi for the baby?" - Bear M (01/27/2015)
"I'm gonna stick it right there... That's what she said." - Bear M (12/15/2014)
"How about this? Suck it." - Bear M (10/18/2014)
"All you have to do is hand cuff him for a few days." "Naw, I've been through that." - Brian C & Bear M (10/18/2014)
what erin should do with bear
"When their team plays, they play." - Bear M (09/11/2014)
trying to explain fantasy football to erin
"They didn't point at his penis and put up a rape stat." - Bear M (09/11/2014)
"I don't wish injuries on players but leg cramps..." - Bear M (09/11/2014)
"He was Miles off..." - Bear M (09/11/2014)
miles almost caught the ball
"No I just happen to have gas when I cuddle." - Bear M (07/03/2014)
"I feel like menstrual rage could give you a little boost." - Bear M (07/03/2014)
"I know that but I gotta work it up." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (05/23/2014)
"I've never had this sober." - Bear M (05/23/2014)
morton's steak
"I picked it out because it had exquisite sketching." - Bear M (05/23/2014)
roni's purse for her b-day
"I call this ode the clitoris." - Bear M (05/23/2014) (pic)
napkin folding
"All boobs hanging out..." - Bear M (05/10/2014)
"Also the greatest inspiration for the greatest poem." "What? Saw dust?" - Bear M & Erin L (05/10/2014)
we were talking about ravens
"It's a sub-subject." - Bear M (04/21/2014)
"A mythical animal that flies." "Easter bunny..." - Bear M & Erin L (04/21/2014)
"Wait. Cocoa butter and this magazine? Erin may not get any." - Bear M (03/30/2014)
we got him a sports illustrated magazine
"I've been really close to this." - Bear M (03/30/2014)
"When I was twenty four..." "So last year?" - Bear M & Erin L (03/30/2014)
he wasn't 24 last year
"It's the first thing I've done that's creative." "Ever?" - Roni M & Bear M (03/30/2014)
in cah
"I had to get rid of the card." - Bear M (03/30/2014)
"I'd still hit it. I'd tap that." - Bear M (03/01/2014)
"On the flip side, the drugs were good." - Bear M (02/01/2014)
"Maybe two hundred." "Maybe? All well..." - Bear M & Erin L (02/01/2014)
how much their couch weighs
"Just imagine all those swinging penises." - Bear M (10/26/2013)
"Is someone coming with me? I'm not going outside alone dressed like this." - Bear M (10/26/2013)
in his bear costume walking the dogs
"Actually is that a boot?" "What? The costume?" - Bear M & Erin L (10/26/2013)
"Horrible move. You gotta watch it." - Bear M (10/04/2013)
"That's the last thing I need. I have enough personalities as it is." - Bear M (10/04/2013)
an alter ego
"So my balls are in the front?" - Bear M (10/04/2013)
"He just called you a hooker." "She hooked the ball!" - Janny M & Bear M (10/04/2013)
"They're not sketchy... they're drug dealers." - Bear M (10/04/2013)
"He's uneducated." "Na uh, he's a republican." - Bear M & Erin L (10/04/2013)
"I'm thinking flame thrower..." - Bear M (08/31/2013)
to get rid of all the flies around the food
"This is the best ninety nine cents I've ever spent!" - Bear M (08/31/2013)
temporary tatoos we put on
"Let's hop on over to Hops." - Bear M (07/19/2013)
"I would never play a game called 'corn hole'." "I would. But not in prison." - Brian C & Bear M (07/19/2013)
"Those balls are too scattered." - Bear M (07/19/2013)
"We're writing on magazines with s**ty pensils." - Bear M (07/19/2013)
"Oh by the way, that doesn't get you kicked out." - Bear M (07/19/2013)
dirty sanchez habit in the army
"Hash tag I wanna f**king kill myself." - Bear M (03/09/2013)
too many hash tags
"I'm down here." - Bear M (03/09/2013)
he had to keep his hand on the floor during quelf
"You gonna put a U next to that F you just drew?" - Bear M (03/09/2013)
"Everybody. Dicks." - Bear M (03/09/2013)
we all wanted him to go back since he broke a rule
"Cause we're snuggling..." "Not because I don't." - Erin L & Bear M (03/09/2013)
"I wanna be a f**king ninja turtle but that ain't happening." - Bear M (03/09/2013)
"Maybe you should rent..." - Bear M (03/03/2013)
their old friend likes to buy houses then sell them fast
"You know you don't have the balls for that." "Yes, I do." - Bear M & Erin L (03/03/2013)
to stay in a haunted hotel
"You don't pay for a cruise to camp." - Bear M (03/03/2013)
"Hey. How come her nipples ain't shining?" - Bear M (12/15/2012)
he showed us his cards from vegas
"F**king rainbows are annoying." - Bear M (12/15/2012)
"We can play some Catan but that requires thinking." "Yeah, no thinking." - Janny M & Bear M (12/15/2012)
"He's gonna have so much fun because it's the beach." "He's not because it's winter." - Erin L & Bear M (12/15/2012)
oscar, their dog
"I have small hands, though." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
erin's phone is huge
"My Bud Light tastes like piss water." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
those bud light fantasy things
"Who was that?" "That's Greg Jennings. The a*shole that didn't play." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
that messed up his fantasy
"I prefer Irish grass." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
"You're laughing but I'm not cleaning up the runs in his cage." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
erin was feeding oscar veggies
"You'd look good in an apron." "I do, though." - Brian C & Bear M (09/16/2012)
"Do I want to hear this?" "It's not sexual." "I don't wanna hear this..." - Bear M & Erin L & Brian C (06/30/2012)
"You should have been raped." - Bear M (06/30/2012)
horrible thing to say!
"An ice cube? Really?" "It was sharp." - Bear M & Erin L (06/16/2012)
she stepped on an ice cube and hurt herself
"Cape Cod isn't the authority on everything." - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"I wasn't a friendly friend back then..." - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"That whole office is f**ked." - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"Did you ever get on with the actual story?" - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"Not bubbly, wine drinking Erin..." - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." "That's probably the smartest thing I've ever said." - Erin L & Bear M (06/16/2012)
"This is always f**ked." - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"I just generally don't like old people." - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"Their eighteen year old goal setters who were setting out what they expect to do." "I love it!" - Bear M & Ken S (06/16/2012)
"I think the freedom is a little bit socialist." - Bear M (06/16/2012)
"It's not tempura." "I don't care what you think." - Bear M & Erin L (05/28/2012)
"It tastes like a*s corn." - Bear M (05/28/2012)
something vegan they brought over
"I haven't cut anybody up in a long time." - Bear M (05/28/2012)
"I always found Tu Pac was good after the Beach Boys." - Bear M (05/28/2012)
how random ipod music is
"Yeah, with attractive women. Not with hairy guys." - Bear M (05/28/2012)
eating sushi off people
"So yeah this looks like an arm chair with balls..." - Bear M (05/28/2012)
scribblish drawing
"Why is there a penis on there?" - Bear M (05/28/2012)
scribblish
"I don't know how it got to Sponge Bob with a dick." - Bear M (05/28/2012)
his scribblish drawing
"I started out clean." "I didn't." - Brian C & Bear M (05/28/2012)
"I had one of those fill in the blank words..." "And you chose penis?" - Bear M & Brian C (05/28/2012)
"Aw snap. Birthday jokes." - Bear M (04/21/2012)
we asked him how many times he's turned 29
"You missed it..." - Bear M (04/21/2012)
erin missed hitting the ball... he's asking to be hit
"You're on the other team. You don't get a kiss." - Bear M (04/21/2012)
"But we're in the game, how do we end the game?" "Uh, 'End Game'." - Erin L & Bear M (04/21/2012)
there was an end game button
"Good luck, Brian." "S**t." - Brian C & Bear M (04/21/2012)
bri was talking trash
"If she gets home and dinner's not on the table..." "That's f**ked." - Brian C & Bear M (04/03/2012)
"Moist... I love that word." - Bear M (04/03/2012)
"There's nothing in that Bailey's bottle." "I know. It looks good though." - Erin L & Bear M (04/03/2012)
he put it on top of the fridge
"I love boobs." - Bear M (04/03/2012)
"It looks like brown c*m." - Bear M (04/03/2012)
his gravy
"I'm a Catholic. I never read that thing." - Bear M (02/10/2012)
the bible
"Broken windshield... that negates everything." - Bear M (02/10/2012)
he cleaned the entire house and cleaned the fridge but broke the windshield of their car
"It was going faster before. I Don't know why." "We were drunk." - Erin L & Bear M (02/10/2012)
the 7 deadly sins game
"So you're the snail... and the cushion?" - Bear M (02/10/2012)
"Yeah, you're gallons." - Bear M (02/10/2012)
how much erin pees
"I don't remember, I was pretty drunk." - Bear M (01/13/2012)
the questions on the game they played on nye
"If you need to, I can." - Bear M (01/13/2012)
pee on the carpet
"I liked the goo." - Bear M (01/13/2012)
his failed zuccini bread
"They're both weird." - Bear M (10/23/2011)
katty perry & husband
"It's going to disconnect so don't get too into this commercial." - Bear M (10/23/2011)
direct tv & ps3 were having some issues
"Yeah, there's no prostate cancer awareness month." - Bear M (10/16/2011)
talking about breast cancer awareness
"No wonder they're losing. They're missing a player." - Bear M (10/16/2011) (pic)
the redskins were losing
"I don't drink beer because it's too many calories... I sound like..." "A girl?" "Yeah." - Bear M & Dana G (08/29/2011)
he's a whine drinker
"Is the electricity out?" "Yeah, Erin cause the T V is on and the electricity is out." - Erin L & Bear M (08/28/2011)
"People will be like 'are you selling the dog?'." "And I will say 'yes'." - Bear M & Erin L (08/06/2011)
"I have it going no where so I can dump bodies." - Bear M (07/03/2011)
his road in catan
"Why are you worried? You root for the Bills." "They have new uniforms. I want to see them!" - Brian C & Bear M (07/03/2011)
worrying about football season
"I could take months off and it's like 'where you been, buddy?'." - Bear M (07/03/2011)
his liver from drinking
"I know you're tired but you have to play strategically." - Bear M (07/03/2011)
trying ot teach erin rummy
"I was her sugar mama when we moved down here." - Bear M (07/03/2011)
"How can you have three three's of the same suit?" - Bear M (04/08/2011)
"I was just checking." "I was just mocking." - Erin L & Bear M (04/08/2011)
"Your consults no longer needed." - Bear M (04/08/2011)
wiki was giving him advice
"Is your wireless plugged in?" - Bear M (03/10/2011)
"But your Mom's a girl." "Yes, she is. This is true." - Bear M & Maggie S (02/05/2011)
"I play defense." - Bear M (01/07/2011)
at pool
"I managed to f**k that up." - Bear M (01/07/2011)
the ball right in front of the pocket
"Just once... Just one punch..." - Bear M (01/07/2011)
DMV person he wants to punch in the face
"But one was like servicing the other..." "Not in that way..." - Erin L & Bear M (01/07/2011)
"Have you ever seen the Milky Way?" "The candy bar?" - Brian C & Bear M (01/07/2011)
"I was drunk, I don't know." - Bear M (12/18/2010)
talking about last saturday night's party
"A couple girls, too." - Bear M (12/18/2010)
grew beirds for the playoffs
"I like hope for her to die soon..." "Merry Christmas..." - Erin L & Bear M (12/11/2010)