Jim B's Quotes

Jim B has made 15 quotes!

"Yeah, you wanted to get in a bar fight and have some fun." "Yeah." - Brian C & Jim B (08/25/2019)
mr jim on valium

"Is that what made your eyes so close together?" - Jim B (08/25/2019)
mom ran into a glass door when she was young

"The dick isn't that big." Used to be." - Janny M & Jim B (08/25/2019)

"I thought you'd never ask." - Jim B (06/29/2019)
the waitress asked if he'd like another beer

"I've seen neater train wrecks." - Jim B (06/29/2019)
his saying

"I knew where this place was. I still went to Food Lion." - Jim B (05/12/2019)
we went to a chinese place for mother's day lunch

"Crash? I thought you said trash." - Jim B (05/13/2012)

"No, I'm going to see Bobby, not other woman strip." "Sure, Mr. Jim." - Jim B & Janny M (08/07/2003)

"Beanie babies are D E D, dead. If they had real beans in them, I'd be eating mine." - Jim B (07/16/2003)

"They're using alcohol. That's not very professional." - Jim B (07/16/2003)

"She wasn't a man." - Jim B (07/29/2002)

"I will... that's a good song!" - Jim B (07/29/2002)

"Olivefork, maybe?" - Jim B (07/01/2002)

"The coin was right." - Jim B (06/24/2002)
we flipped a coin for it

"That's a good one, that's a good one!" - Jim B (06/17/2002)