Jon B's Quotes

Jon B has made 39 quotes!

"This is the last time you see Janis without a beer in her hand." - Jon B (03/25/2016)
to aiden, har har

"Whether it's in the shop or not..." - Jon B (03/25/2016)
bri still has a farrarri

"I can laugh about it cause it wasn't me." - Jon B (03/25/2016)
our traveling mishaps

"When you're twenty one, you're gone." - Jon B (03/25/2016)
to aiden

"Hey, it won. Okay? Don't judge." - Jon B (12/31/2014)
fabricating statistics & auschwitz

"There's three guys..." - Jon B (12/31/2014)
strip cards against humanity?

"I'll just play footsie with Janis." - Jon B (12/31/2014)
he was sitting across from me

"No... it wasn't we." - Jon B (09/13/2014)

"I don't know if I'd go that low." - Jon B (09/13/2014)
40 is the new 20

"Oh yeah she talks about that at every physical. I'm like I ain't doing none of that." - Jon B (09/13/2014)
colonoscapy

"We could have cut her off... it was too late, though." - Jon B (09/13/2014)
me at union jacks a while back

"Why are you helping her? She just killed you." - Jon B (09/13/2014)
dawn helping me in small world

"Google's broken!" - Jon B (01/01/2013)
it wouldn't bring up kathy lee naked

"You got sexual innuendos..." "Well that stuff she wouldn't get." - Jeff D & Jon B (01/01/2013)

"No, she's old." - Jon B (12/31/2012)
their neighbor

"You just blew my cork." - Jon B (12/31/2012)

"There's nothing more spiritual than what I put down." - Jon B (12/31/2012)
damn can't remember what it was

"That's too logistical." - Jon B (12/31/2012)

"When you look at mine think about little kids." "Mine too." - Jon B & Dawn B (12/31/2012)

"I feel like a Russian." - Jon B (12/31/2012)

"It's more funner." - Jon B (12/31/2012)

"Well your husband is a cheap skate." - Jon B (12/31/2012)
talking about himself

"You can be a dick all night long but you'll probably lose." - Jon B (12/31/2012)

"Dawn figured it out so..." - Jon B (12/31/2012)
ticket to ride

"What the? ...Thanks." - Jon B (04/19/2012)
dawn messed him up by putting the puck back on the table

"You were chasing him." "Well he ran." - Jon B & Dawn B (01/01/2012)
their cat

"Have a baby." "Huh?" - Dawn B & Jon B (01/01/2012)
her new years resolution... best quote of the night

"Don't make me get out the camera." - Jon B (12/31/2011)
we were doing funny things with our hats and lays

"It's a feel good purchase." - Jon B (12/31/2011)
charity car auctions you can't write off

"I don't like these stories." - Jon B (12/31/2011)
stories about their times in vegas

"I just asked Dawn what her favorite dinosaur was and it sparked into some political, theological debate?" "It's gone way beyond that..." - Janny M & Jon B (12/31/2011)

"It wasn't that primitive." - Jon B (06/16/2011)
his fishing, the above quote

"But his fishing is you get string and you tie it to the stick..." "No..." - Brian C & Jon B (06/16/2011)

"All this for tennis?" "It's golf." - Janny M & Dawn B & Jon B (06/16/2011)
dawn & jon said it at the same time

"He's very anti technology." - Jon B (02/10/2011)
jeff doesn't have a tv

"There are thousands of people who go on there..." "At the same time!" - Jon B & Jeff D (02/10/2011)

"If you have a Saudi Arabian passport... You go to a special line." - Jon B (11/16/2010)

"Or was he from one of the vanians?" - Jon B (11/16/2010)
lol, like transylvania or pennsylvania?

"It looks great until you see the calorie count." - Jon B (08/09/2010)