Uncle Neil's Quotes

Uncle Neil has made 33 quotes!

"Usually they make the latter to stand on, not look at." - Uncle Neil (09/30/2022)

"I hope you guys know what you're doing." "Yeah. We hope so, too." - Janny M & Uncle Neil (03/04/2020)
replacing our hot water heater

"You gotta know how to shave the cat." "Excuse me?" - Uncle Neil & Jason H (01/24/2020)

"Now if you paint it, it ain't coming off." - Uncle Neil (03/25/2019)
spackle

"All I know is she turned into a real wicked b***h." - Uncle Neil (01/26/2019)
he doesn't use that word ever

"I think I've only seen it twice." - Uncle Neil (01/26/2019)
his great grandchild

"No, they get it out of the toilet." - Uncle Neil (02/24/2018)
our water

"They asked me where to go... I said... chew! That way!" - Uncle Neil (04/15/2017)
his sound effects lol

"I ain't B Sing you this time." - Uncle Neil (04/15/2017)

"I knew French before the French knew it." - Uncle Neil (04/15/2017)

"Don't get excited..." - Uncle Neil (09/30/2016)

"We saw the light. We couldn't get there." - Uncle Neil (09/30/2016)

"Well you know you don't carry a bottle of wine into a restaurant." - Uncle Neil (07/25/2015)
why not?

"Yeah, really I'm gonna call diamonds with four diamonds." - Uncle Neil (07/25/2015)
pinochle

"You running today? Here's a five." - Uncle Neil (07/25/2015)

"What are you saying it's a sham?" - Uncle Neil (01/03/2015)
the marriage I was sandbagging

"I'm in the dog house." - Uncle Neil (04/21/2013)
he stayed out too late

"You add all the years together and it's up there." - Uncle Neil (04/21/2013)

"No wonder we're not winning." - Uncle Neil (04/21/2013)
wilma forgot to tally their score

"But it wasn't meant to be..." - Uncle Neil (04/21/2013)
his hand

"It wouldn't be the first time I did something wrong." - Uncle Neil (02/22/2013)

"That was the only suit I had an ace." - Uncle Neil (01/26/2013)
why he picked a suit then they went down

"Sore winner." "Got that right." - Janny M & Uncle Neil (12/29/2012)

"I told ya we'd give them a little build up then bam!" - Uncle Neil (11/10/2012)
pinochle

"Do I have what I want or do I need what I need?" - Uncle Neil (10/20/2012)
pinochle

"Look at that. I'm throwing these cards away..." - Uncle Neil (10/06/2012)

"I don't like leaving them wet." "That's what she said." - Uncle Neil & Janny M (09/08/2012)
bandages

"Yeah, my father used to do it." - Uncle Neil (09/02/2012)
drink moonshine all the time

"Why do you keep a picture of your child in your checkbook?" - Uncle Neil (03/04/2012)

"Why is it always I have to do it?" "It's your present!" - Uncle Neil & Terrisa H (03/04/2012)
hang the bat house uncle neil got as a christmas present

"We live in the country. We ain't no city folk." - Uncle Neil (03/04/2012)
talking about animals around their house

"Corn burns." - Uncle Neil (03/04/2012)
aunt terissa started a fire by putting taco shells in the toaster oven

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