Tim C's Quotes

Tim C has made 34 quotes!

"He's ridiculous and knows all the old people stuff." - Tim C (08/12/2011)
drew with trivia

"He'll spend money to spite someone." - Tim C (08/12/2011)

"If you got a whole bunch of drunk people and they're driving a boat..." - Tim C (07/07/2011)
lol oka

"I'm not sure how I feel about manslaughter..." - Tim C (07/07/2011)

"Pasta pong." - Tim C (05/30/2011)
instead of beer pong

"Have a Summer Ale..." "That's what I was going for." - Ashley G & Tim C (05/30/2011)
supposidly they're rare around here

"She's basically invisible." - Tim C (03/25/2011)
his roommate

"That's why I'm going for my M B A... sellin out!" - Tim C (03/25/2011)

"When you say like leg problems, I think deformity..." - Tim C (03/25/2011)

"She would completely own my life..." - Tim C (03/25/2011)
if he had a girl

"You don't mess around with that. Do not mess around with that." - Tim C (03/25/2011)
ed, prostate cancer

"I betcha if I cut it off, I'd be in the fetal position." - Tim C (03/25/2011)
cut out caffine

"That's not going to fly unless it's clean." - Tim C (03/25/2011)
the bathroom, being a bachelor

"I'm so going to trip on this..." - Tim C (01/12/2011)
the speaker cord was right next to him

"Now I feel like crap." - Tim C (10/22/2010)
a guy wouldn't give him a kiss

"Some people say it's alcoholism..." - Tim C (10/22/2010)
drinking alone

"It's a curious thing, now that you mention it... How many alphabets have I dated?" - Tim C (09/18/2010)
we were going through all the letters we've dated

"You can block numbers." - Tim C (09/18/2010)
seth gave leslie his phone number

"Did you lick my phone? Gross." "No, that was me." - Janny M & Tim C (09/18/2010)
wiki licked my phone

"My golden locks can't be contained." - Tim C (08/20/2010)
leslie asked tim for a scrunchie

"I thought you said you weren't good." "I'm not." - Brian C & Tim C (08/20/2010)
he got one in

"Damn it. Now I forgot a good joke..." "You'll get it back." - Drew T & Tim C (08/12/2010)

"I don't know why... Do I put out a gay vibe?" - Tim C (08/12/2010)
guys keep asking him out

"Do you watch Lost?" "No. I watched it once and I was lost." - Tim C & Gabe T (08/12/2010)

"No one's in my seat this time... I feel disappointed." - Tim C (06/30/2010)
when he got up before, someone was in his seat

"That's disgusting." - Tim C (06/05/2010)
brian beat him in ping pong without a paddle

"All I can do is start cursing." - Tim C (06/05/2010)

"There are probably like two on there... No offense." "Yes!" - Janny M & Tim C (05/06/2010)
tim may have two quotes... more now!

"Now I feel the pressure." - Tim C (05/06/2010)
to make quotes

"Maybe I'm unquotable." - Tim C (05/06/2010)
no one's unquotable!!!

"Okay, I'll see what I can do." - Tim C (04/02/2010)
about making a few quotes

"They had pictures and... there was a bulge." - Tim C (04/02/2010)
lady gaga

"Nice." "...Not so nice." - Janny M & Tim C (04/02/2010)
he made a good play, then a bad one

"Clearly you need to drink more." - Tim C (04/02/2010)
brian who doesn't play ping pong very well while drunk