Ryan L's Quotes

Ryan L has made 15 quotes!

"She can't remember her name so she wrote it down?" - Ryan L (04/23/2010)
our waittress wrote her name down on a napkin

"I'd have to lie about my dick size." - Ryan L (04/23/2010)
on match.com or whatever

"Basically... s**t." - Ryan L (04/23/2010)

"I'm just dicking with you... Not that way...." - Ryan L (04/23/2010)

"It must have had good donuts." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)
a 7/11 that had cops there all the time

"I would have paid to see that." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)
the making of a part lab & weiner dog

"I can't wait to see it." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)
the part lab weiner dog

"And the girls got naked... It was a blessing." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)

"It's not like I'm shooting someone who's running away from me... Unless he's really fast." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)
ryan is a cop

"He's not angry that you just interrupted his donut..." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)

"One of my teachers was from West Virginia." "They know how to count?" - Brian C & Ryan L (03/26/2010)

"Too many toga parties." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)
why greece is going under

"Under Rico they busted the entire mafia family, right?" "That's a shame." - Brian C & Ryan L (03/26/2010)

"I'll give up sex for another bowl... Well probably not for that long." - Ryan L (03/26/2010)
a bowl of real italian food

"There's a hundred twenty eight windows." "God, I'd hate to clean them." - Janny M & Ryan L (03/26/2010)