Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Jessica A's Quotes

Jessica A has made 30 quotes!

"I guess we're supposed to eat with our fingers." - Jessica A (05/11/2009)

"I hope I never get that big." - Jessica A (01/27/2009)
people on the biggest loser

"He always grabs his ass right as he kicks the ball... every time." - Jessica A (09/28/2008)
making an observation about kickers

"Well, then..." - Jessica A (09/27/2008)
forgot what she was doing but it was funny the way she said it

"Do you want me to go ask if she has any diseases?" - Jessica A (09/21/2008)
asking someone out 4 marc

"Did you just get done picking tomatoes?" - Jessica A (09/17/2008)
marc's drivers licence

"I got like six quotes during the game last night. It was awesome." "I don't care." - Jessica A & Rick M (09/05/2008)

"Stop f**king with it so I know where I'm going." - Jessica A (09/05/2008)
rick was playing w/ her gps

"I'm gonna s**t my pants." - Jessica A (09/04/2008)

"Not the H girl." - Jessica A (09/04/2008)

"I don't see why he's not that... captivating." - Jessica A (09/04/2008)
talking about marc

"Maybe it's Gods way of saying there's not supposed to be a city there." - Jessica A (09/04/2008)
why new orleans keeps getting hit with bad weather

"That would have been better than Jessica." - Jessica A (08/23/2008)
marc... categories: other names for the word prostitute

"I'll do it with myself." - Jessica A (08/23/2008)

"Can we spin again?" - Jessica A (08/23/2008)
she enjoyed the spinning rule

"The spoon got messed up." "The spoon? Why do you have a spoon in there?" - Jessica A & Shawn R (08/23/2008)
jess put a spoon in the blender

"Come on, Dakota... Or is that Shiane?" - Jessica A (08/23/2008)
jess couldn't see bc she was spinning bc it was a rule in circle of death

"I want a Mexican!" - Jessica A (08/22/2008)

"I'm not in touching it all the way." - Jessica A (08/22/2008)

"I was just touching it..." - Jessica A (08/22/2008)

"Who sells cars in the middle of the night?" - Jessica A (08/09/2008)
we were waiting for shawn & jen's friend to arrive, he's a car salesman

"She wrote a quote about my underwear." - Jessica A (08/09/2008)

"I wore the wrong underwear tonight." - Jessica A (08/09/2008)

"Someone go to exit." "What color's that?" - Shawn R & Jessica A (08/08/2008)
playing rock band, lol, it's not a color!

"No, you're not, you're not kidding." - Jessica A (08/08/2008)
having an orgy

"Mama, don't wanna call Mama." - Jessica A (08/08/2008)
when intoxicated? no

"You wanna f**k? No, just kidding." - Jessica A (08/08/2008)
that sucks

"I wasn't laughing, I was chocking." - Jessica A (08/08/2008)

"I thought you were gonna say I was born with a vagina." - Jessica A (08/06/2008)
marc was saying something

"Sexual content and drug references, yes!" - Jessica A (08/01/2008)
i think we were watching zoolander