Mike D's Quotes

Mike D has made 41 quotes!

"The moment's gone, so..." - Mike D (05/25/2014)

"I was waiting to go to mass and I popped into a bar, like you do..." - Mike D (05/25/2014)

"I did that at a grocery store... sucks!" - Mike D (05/25/2014)
being a stock boy

"I cannot even think about that guy without getting douche chills." - Mike D (05/25/2014)
corey from college

"I don't even think the cast of Voyager liked Voyager." - Mike D (05/25/2014)

"That's how I go down." - Mike D (05/25/2014)

"Mmm, alright. I'm going to drink more." - Mike D (05/25/2014)

"I don't wanna quote that." "Now your blog is on a watchlist." - Janny M & Mike D (05/25/2014)

"What up, Brian? I'm immortal!" - Mike D (05/25/2014)
in small world

"How are there that many skeleton dudes?" "That has been many people's last words." - Janny M & Mike D (05/25/2014)

"This is why no one wants to do disaster recovery plans." - Mike D (05/20/2014)

"For the last time, Brian, I'm taken." - Mike D (05/20/2014)

"You would wax your turtle?" "Yeah, with turtle wax." - Mike D & Brian C (05/03/2014)

"Okay... I can do this..." - Mike D (05/03/2014)

"It feels good to have wood in my hand." - Mike D (05/03/2014)

"This is why we can't play go fish." - Mike D (05/03/2014)

"I blame Obama." - Mike D (05/03/2014)

"Anybody have wood?" "Well I might after this song." - Brian C & Mike D (05/03/2014)
talk dirty was playing

"Brian, did you have a crush on a sex doll?" - Mike D (05/03/2014)

"Can I take a picture of that?" "No." - Janny M & Mike D (05/03/2014)
to better explain the above quote

"I dated..." - Mike D (05/03/2014)
he made a sex sign for signing he dated

"Ha. This f**king sucks." - Mike D (05/03/2014)

"The thug life chose you, Janis." - Mike D (05/03/2014)
i had to say 'u talkin to me' in a gangsta voice if someone spoke to me

"Smell... You know what? I'm going to take the penalty." - Mike D (05/03/2014)
in quelf he had to smell bri's shoe

"Here is the dining room." "Also used for sex." - Brian C & Mike D (05/03/2014)
giving mike the dime tour

"Oh, yes. It's a staple." - Mike D (05/03/2014)
a heart shapped tub in a big house

"I think that's what Obama would look like if he was a white guy." "...I just don't see it..." - Janny M & Mike D (05/03/2014)
a picture in cheeburger cheeburger

"He was kinda a mutant. Didn't he need three legs to drive that thing?" - Mike D (05/03/2014)
the dude who's inside r2d2

"Brian, are you the winner with dead parents?" - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Yeah, you don't miss much... Just look up... explosion." - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"I'm not going to get kissed for a while, aren't I?" - Mike D (02/08/2014)
mike ate something gross

"Pregnancy scare..." - Mike D (02/08/2014)
why they got married; KIDDING

"There was no swarms of anything." - Mike D (02/08/2014)
on a camping trip

"I get the tiny penis card... Victory!" - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Testicular torsion." "That's no joke." - Robecca D & Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Oddly enough, that's one of my pet names for you." - Mike D (02/08/2014)
a gassy antolope

"That is some dark s**t." - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Who are you? Who did I marry?" "I know when you're on acid." - Mike D & Robecca D (02/08/2014)

"Son of a b***h. How can I compete with road head?" - Mike D (02/08/2014)
he risked two; next on espn2 the world series of...

"Can we get extra credit for fine penmanship?" - Mike D (10/20/2005)

"That makes me a sad panda." - Mike D (10/18/2005)