Joe C's Quotes
Joe C has made 73 quotes!
"I think my gas station looked hot." "Probably because it was on fire." - Joe C & Brian C (12/30/2018)
he built a gas station out of legos
"Let's be honest. I look good no matter what." - Joe C (09/08/2018)
"Uncle Matt turned out okay, right?" "Well, that's questionable. He did decide to climb a mountain." - Kate C & Joe C (03/04/2018)
"This is Washington. Do you think they care?" - Joe C (01/01/2018)
redskins should sign kaepernick
"Surgery." - Joe C (01/02/2017)
his ears didn't look as big; how they were fixed; it was a joke
"It's hard to play Pokemon Go on it. That's your biggest concern." - Joe C (09/10/2016)
bri's phone
"I bet you can track the I Q of the players by how much clothing they're wearing." - Joe C (01/10/2016)
"Oh, speaking of coke..." - Joe C (01/10/2016)
coca cola segway?
"My sole job would be to look good and I can do that with just being me." - Joe C (01/10/2016)
if he was a trophy husband
"Don't worry, Kate. I suck too." "I'll confirm that with Brian." - Janny M & Joe C (09/05/2015)
at sorry
"You can die in an orgasm." - Joe C (04/18/2015)
"I guess I'll whip mine out, too." "I bet mine is bigger than yours." - Janny M & Joe C (04/18/2015)
gaw... but a good twss
"Yes, they have nipples." "Awesome." - Brian C & Joe C (04/18/2015)
the ping pong balls i got for bri
"Why you on the pumpkin?" - Joe C (01/01/2015)
bri's planet skin
"When I was in the military out in the jungles of... wherever..." - Joe C (11/09/2014)
"I forgot to wash my hands..." - Joe C (11/09/2014)
took some popcorn :(
"Ouu. you have Carmel?" "No. Just thinking of ways to make the apples unhealthy." - Janny M & Joe C (11/09/2014)
"Next time we play you have to bench him for me." - Joe C (11/03/2013)
he told kate to start jimmy graham & he got her like 30 points
"I have to tell you. I borrowed it and I'm not returning it." - Joe C (09/22/2013)
a fold up table... comes in handy
"Ah, suck it." - Joe C (08/25/2013)
"It might tune out some of the voices in my head." - Joe C (08/17/2013)
the radio while playing cards
"Good news. The cake wasn't in the list." - Joe C (05/23/2013)
new app, fooducate, that shows u info about your food
"It'll all be worth it. You'll be high and happy and I'll have cash." - Joe C (05/11/2013)
giving him money to perform t swift songs instead of going to her concert
"It takes you longer than two years to read the damn books." - Joe C (05/11/2013)
wheel of time takes place in 2 year span
"It's definitely warmer..." - Joe C (03/24/2013)
evies neck
"Near the tourist areas there are a lot of..." "Tourists." - Kate C & Joe C (03/24/2013)
"Let's face it, Ngata is not a little man." - Joe C (01/06/2013)
"The man's pregnant." - Joe C (10/21/2012)
a lineman
"He has a really tiny head." - Joe C (10/21/2012)
one of the announcers
"That was a stupid touchdown dance." "He's a rookie." - Janny M & Joe C (10/07/2012)
"The hand that you're beating it with, stick it out." "That's what she said." - Joe C & Janny M (07/14/2012)
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"No, like a sitting little band thing..." - Joe C (02/18/2012)
"You know what else can cover a multitude of sins? Blindness." - Joe C (12/25/2011)
"The hair doesn't flap." - Joe C (12/25/2011)
donald trump's hair
"Yeah, some engineer had way too much time on their hands..." - Joe C (11/13/2011)
the physics of santa
"What's wrong with you? You don't like Viagra commercials?" - Joe C (11/06/2011)
"Fan-fricken-tastic, the time of my life." - Joe C (11/06/2011)
when his inlaws were in town
"Well a lot of people who have a mental illness probably don't even know they have it... Look at Rush Limbaugh." - Joe C (09/11/2011)
"There's still time for eight." - Joe C (09/11/2011)
"There's still time to get another one the way they're going." - Joe C (09/11/2011)
and they did... 7 turnovers all together
"Just sign him up anyway." - Joe C (09/04/2011)
their dad to fantasy cause we needed a 6th
"It's authentic Italian... accent and all." - Joe C (08/07/2011)
"Oh, it didn't stop me. It just slowed me down." - Joe C (05/28/2011)
individually wrapped cheese didn't stop him from eating it
"I'm a cheese-a-holic." - Joe C (05/28/2011)
"There's pictures..." - Joe C (04/10/2011)
of him and bri with the easter bunny
"I think she has more babies than brain cells." - Joe C (02/13/2011)
the duggars
"I'm just better looking." "I don't know where you get off thinking that." - Brian C & Joe C (02/13/2011)
"Dude. This has not been your hole." "That's what she said." - Joe C & Janny M (02/13/2011)
wii golf
"It's like he's happy to see us leave." - Joe C (01/23/2011)
wiki kept barking as they were about to leave
"We're not gonna see them again." - Joe C (01/23/2011)
Mr & Mrs C have a pregnancy book for kate
"Wiki's probably a forty watt." - Joe C (01/16/2011)
light bulb
"If you're stronger than him how is it you're moving across the floor and he's not?" - Joe C (11/21/2010)
kate playing with wiki
"It has to come out. This is my house." - Joe C (10/17/2010)
gross
"Do I have to have an air purifier over here?" "Do you think one will do it?" - Janny M & Joe C (10/17/2010)
"I don't know about corrupt and evil but there were an awful lot of Comcast boxes up there." - Joe C (10/17/2010)
at my dad's house
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"Brian, you totally switched the subject." "Not really. It's still duck sex." - Janny M & Joe C (09/11/2010)
"Who shuffled these damn cards?" "You did." - Joe C & Kate C (06/20/2010)
"For someone out of his senses, he's driving really well." - Joe C (06/20/2010)
caught on camera or something
"No adults." - Joe C (05/16/2010)
the oldest person there was 34
"Yeah, we get a lot of cridders." - Joe C (04/18/2010)
people pronouncing their last name
"I kept hitting the same thing but they would dangle and fall." - Joe C (03/13/2010)
darts
"Hey Mister Leno... What do you do about bad gas?" - Joe C (03/13/2010)
lol the question brian would ask leno
"Joe, is this really appropriate?" "Yeah, it's great." - Kate C & Joe C (03/13/2010)
telling a bad joke
"It's like New York with ruins." - Joe C (01/03/2010)
rome
"Bob cat beats possum." - Joe C (12/25/2008)
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"I don't know, the American Idle one was worse." - Joe C (01/12/2008)
"I thought your special team was supposed to be special." "They are special." - Janny M & Joe C (08/11/2007)
joe was making the hand signal 'special' u know
"Is that the token black guy?" - Joe C (02/04/2005)
"So you want it?" "Yeah, but not enough to go through a three... that's some s**t!" - Seth W & Joe C (02/04/2005)
playing risk, 3 guys lol
"Everything's small in comparison to Brian." - Joe C (01/15/2004)