Aunt Ruth's Quotes

Aunt Ruth has made 81 quotes!

"I got a million of 'em." - Aunt Ruth (09/21/2016)

"Well with you it's all your taste is in your mouth." - Aunt Ruth (09/21/2016)
never heard that expression before

"He's getting so nice and fat." - Aunt Ruth (09/18/2016)
size_t

"Shame you don't take better care of him. He looks a mess." - Aunt Ruth (09/10/2016)
wiki; she jokes

"I just can't get up and dance yet." - Aunt Ruth (08/28/2016)

"Thirties are the best age." "How do you know? You're still twenty eight." "Well, that's true." - Aunt Ruth & Brian C (08/28/2016)

"I was surprised he wanted to stay, the way I treated him." - Aunt Ruth (08/28/2016)
size_t

"I thought when my number was up I'd yell bingo and away I'd go." - Aunt Ruth (08/27/2016)

"Here we go to the movie, half tanked..." - Aunt Ruth (07/03/2016)
a story when she went to NYC with her sister

"So that's one way to lose weight." - Aunt Ruth (05/28/2016)
get cancer :(

"I like clam chowder but I can't chew the clams!" - Aunt Ruth (03/27/2016)

"So watch your drinking." "That's your liver." - Aunt Ruth & Brian C (09/13/2014)
aunt ruth was saying take care of your kidneys

"It all depends on the cooks in the kitchen. Well they die off, you know..." - Aunt Ruth (07/13/2014)
why food tastes different at the same restaurant

"How's the blood pressure? "Perfect." "Well I take enough medication for it." - Aunt Ruth (03/02/2014)

"No... I'm not... smoking?" - Aunt Ruth (03/02/2014)
she couldn't hear

"Really I look good? For an old broad?" - Aunt Ruth (12/25/2013)

"Oh my God. If I was ten years younger." - Aunt Ruth (11/30/2013)
her crush; but she's 89 and he's in his 30s

"I'm more mentally stable than some young people who aren't on the ball." - Aunt Ruth (06/30/2013)

"Well if you can't go first class, why go?" - Aunt Ruth (04/07/2013)
on vacations

"Well the good die young. What does that tell you?" - Aunt Ruth (02/17/2013)
she'll be 87

"I have to be honest. My hearing has really deteriorated." "What?" - Aunt Ruth & Mom (02/17/2013)

"I got out of prison, it was in May." - Aunt Ruth (02/17/2013)
when she was in the nursing home

"Now you're going to see something..." - Aunt Ruth (09/08/2012)
she did quote in scrabble

"Is that all?" - Aunt Ruth (09/08/2012)
45 count in scrabble

"Eh, I hate him." - Aunt Ruth (07/08/2012)
bri put a good word down in scrabble

"Well I got a big mouth, so anyway..." - Aunt Ruth (07/08/2012)

"Bring them home to get nice and hard." "That's what she said." - Aunt Ruth & Janny M (04/08/2012)
the cupcakes

"That's what they used to say at the Chinese laundry... 'No ticket, no shirt'... Really they used to say that." - Aunt Ruth (04/08/2012)

"No money?" - Aunt Ruth (04/08/2012)
in her birthday card

"I could have swore I heard one of the nurses say, 'She's a tough old bird.'" - Aunt Ruth (03/25/2012)

"That's us in therapy." - Aunt Ruth (03/11/2012)
an exercise commercial where they're all buff

"Well I didn't see you in two weeks." "Well that's your loss." - Janny M & Aunt Ruth (03/04/2012)

"I wish I had a dirty joke to tell you." - Aunt Ruth (03/04/2012)
always the entertainer

"When I leave here, I want all the blood they took from me back." - Aunt Ruth (02/18/2012)

"Cookie's kitten? Muffin?" - Aunt Ruth (02/18/2012)

"That's not a push up." - Janny M & Aunt Ruth (12/25/2011)
stacy was demonstrating a push up, we said it at the same time

"It's really tight pants they wear. It's a wonder they can move." - Aunt Ruth (11/24/2011)
football players

"Lion... an animal." - Aunt Ruth (10/08/2011)
scrabble

"O... Oh my." - Aunt Ruth (10/08/2011)

"Well here, take this one." - Aunt Ruth (10/08/2011)
the Q

"I only need glasses to see." - Aunt Ruth (04/24/2011)

"I have three I's, Aunt Ruth." "I only see two." - Mom & Aunt Ruth (04/09/2011)

"Get over it, Ann." - Aunt Ruth (04/09/2011)
how aunt janet wiped her camera's card

"Foil's a word... Aluminum foil." - Aunt Ruth (04/09/2011)

"As he nears the road..." - Aunt Ruth (04/09/2011)
scrabble

"She's a fruit cake!" - Aunt Ruth (11/28/2010)
i asked her what she thought of sarah palin

"Airplane... God." - Aunt Ruth (11/28/2010)
brian questioned the word PLANE

"I don't remember how old I am until I see a picture of me." - Aunt Ruth (11/25/2010)

"And I thought if only I was ten years younger." - Aunt Ruth (08/01/2010)
she said a cute 20 year old came to give her an estimate... aunt ruth is 85

"Now let's see you open that..." - Aunt Ruth (06/06/2010)
water bottle, i did easily then she pownded her fist on the table

"Aunt Ruth, I have to warn you, this is a high theft area." "Oh, it is not." - Brian C & Aunt Ruth (06/06/2010)
at dad's house... in the boonies

"When she opened that with one twist..." - Aunt Ruth (06/06/2010)
she had trouble opening a water bottle

"Well it wouldn't be the same if I didn't do this." - Aunt Ruth (05/23/2010) (pic)
she always spills on her shirt

"She put Anderson windows in their garage... Who ever heard of that?" - Aunt Ruth (04/02/2010)
high end windows

"I wanna see another touchdown to ensure they'll win." - Aunt Ruth (01/10/2010)
ravens 33-14 with 3 minutes left

"The senior citizens... So I'm out." - Aunt Ruth (11/26/2009)

"Everybody knew what we had to eat when we were finished." - Aunt Ruth (11/26/2009)
she was wearing it

"Oh, no, the two little pillows." - Aunt Ruth (07/05/2009) (pic)
bri got the big pillow

"As you get older, your nose gets bigger." - Aunt Ruth (07/05/2009)

"God, I got a big nose." - Aunt Ruth (07/05/2009)

"That's why I did 'fee'... I'm gonna cry." - Aunt Ruth (06/27/2008)

"Remember when she threw those tiles?" - Aunt Ruth (06/27/2008)
my sister threw scrabble tiles, it was funny how she said it

"'Fund' isn't a word." "'Fund' is a word, I'll kill you." - Janny M & Aunt Ruth (06/27/2008)

"The only way I knew the phone was ringing was when that man came on the phone." - Aunt Ruth (02/28/2008)
answering machine

"Hoe." "No." - Aunt Ruth & Brian C (07/27/2007)

"They get in the house, that's it, I'm moving." - Aunt Ruth (07/27/2007)
rats

"No no, the buffet... that's a china closet!" - Aunt Ruth (07/27/2007)

"I don't think that's a word." "What? Mats?" - Brian C & Aunt Ruth (08/05/2006)

"I'm right here... Where am I going?" "You're going right here!" - Aunt Ruth & Brian C (08/02/2006)
playing scrabble

"Even Mary said 'why'd he get her such a big bone'?" - Aunt Ruth (07/31/2006)

"You gotta stop wearing those caps..." - Aunt Ruth (06/24/2006)
it was my graduation... i was wearing my graduation cap!

"Wow." "That means ace." - Aunt Ruth & Janny M (06/17/2006)
playing rummy

"What is this? ...Happy meal?" - Aunt Ruth (12/27/2005)

"Coat, I could make it a coat." - Aunt Ruth (06/04/2005)

"How do you turn this off?" "Um... Power?" - Aunt Ruth & Janny M (05/28/2005)

"Worst world in the world? What is he talking about?" - Aunt Ruth (09/05/2004)

"He's a weirdo." - Aunt Ruth (06/20/2004)

"My people are buried in Oaklawn cemetery." - Aunt Ruth (01/23/2004)

"While you were gone, she was here on the sofa... having fun." - Aunt Ruth (01/23/2004)

"I can't wear high heals anymore." - Aunt Ruth (10/08/2003)
she's 77!!!

"I went for green shoes and got Halloween stuff." - Aunt Ruth (10/08/2003)