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Annalisa H's Quotes

Annalisa H has made 28 quotes!

"I don't know how to make the A C more A Cish." - Annalisa H (03/03/2025)

"...Very German..." - Annalisa H (03/23/2024)
what germans do is complain a lot apparently

"It would take forever to get it done..." - Annalisa H (02/02/2024)
figuring out jury duty in portugal

"Better sleeping than stupid." - Annalisa H (01/14/2024)
biden vs trump

"Except Germany where you don't have a coast." - Annalisa H (04/26/2023)
talking about driving around coastlines

"I'm doing my job as a wife... executive wife..." - Annalisa H (04/15/2023)

"I'm backing Europe. Don't get me wrong." - Annalisa H (04/08/2023)
what healthcare system is best

"Soon you'll be fluent in Portuguese." - Annalisa H (04/08/2023)
when i'm really trashed i can speak portuguese; and i was drinking

"Forget the states!" - Annalisa H (03/25/2023)
we need to shed our united states ways; we're in portugal now!

"In German it's like there's no way. I'm going to run out of breath." - Annalisa H (03/25/2023)
there are very long words in the german language

"So what do you need for shipping so I can interrogate our shipper?" - Annalisa H (03/25/2023)

"Let's just say I lowered my standards." - Annalisa H (03/25/2023)
what pizza is good (she's italian)

"Michael was cooking so I kept getting fatter and fatter." - Annalisa H (03/20/2023)
during covid

"You have to lay down for at least ten minutes. Don't get up and be a hero." - Annalisa H (03/20/2023)
after giving blood

"I would say, 'sorry I'm pregnant.'" - Annalisa H (03/20/2023)
when the dentist wants to do x-rays

"My brother in law was always using his pool unless there was an alligator in it." - Annalisa H (03/03/2023)

"I would have told H R, pay him and get rid of him." - Annalisa H (03/03/2023)
michael

"I would have fired you." - Annalisa H (03/03/2023)
michael since he missed his first day of work because he missed his flight

"So I'm driving my nice new B M W..." - Annalisa H (02/18/2023)

"Luckily it didn't injure anybody." - Annalisa H (02/18/2023)
they had a very windy storm and their lawn furniture was flying

"In reality we had a living room on the harbor." - Annalisa H (02/18/2023)
their boat in chicago

"Well for our vet it would be a wash." - Annalisa H (01/29/2023)
their vet in chicago is expensive so it might be cheaper to fly him out to portugal

"Can you invite a German?" - Annalisa H (01/26/2023)
some dude walked up to us asking if any of us played golf

"Weather has some issues." "And it's a German issue." - Michael H & Annalisa H (01/26/2023)
one of the many reasons she doesn't like germany

"And I couldn't do it cause I'm Italian and we're terrorists." - Annalisa H (01/26/2023)
get a special tsa pass

"No. I'm happy about my choice." - Annalisa H (01/23/2023)
she stayed on her own healthcare (italian) instead of german

"Well when we traveled that was when it was free..." - Annalisa H (01/23/2023)

"In a way I liked her. In a way she was an ass." - Annalisa H (01/23/2023)
her old boss