Meg C's Quotes

Meg C has made 19 quotes!

"My sticky bra is not so sticky." - Meg C (11/09/2019)

"Are we going this cause it's fun?" - Meg C (11/09/2019)
snapping glow sticks

"Are they really furry Nazi's or are they really World War two re-inactor furries?" - Meg C (11/09/2019)

"They don't even look like crickets. They look like cat turds." - Meg C (11/09/2019)

"Eww. Did you just say that? Get out now." - Meg C (11/10/2018)
to her husband

"No, what the f**k is with the northwest?" - Meg C (11/10/2018)
lots of serial killers up there

"Give me a little blue dress, baby..." - Meg C (11/10/2018)

"Pretty sure that just means a goat." - Meg C (11/10/2018)
a man with a goat head and a goat body

"Why'd you give me band aid first?" - Meg C (11/10/2018)
the other scotch was better

"It's just like being pregnant." - Meg C (11/10/2018)
trying the scotch that tastes like a band aid

"I'll finish it but I'm not gonna like it." - Meg C (11/10/2018)

"I was going to do chest hair but I didn't want to detract." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"I had Amish slaves make it for us." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"So when I started dating this a*shole..." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"I had two children... f**k them." - Meg C (11/11/2017)
she won the best costume

"Uncircumcised penises!" - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"You all don't know me as well as I know me." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"Just call me Louie C K." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"Alexa. Buy a dildo." - Meg C (11/11/2017)