Qais S's Quotes

Qais S has made 43 quotes!

"Before the scarf?" - Qais S (01/19/2015)
bill was wearing a pakestani scarf

"In the Ferrari you need a G P S that only has gas stations." - Qais S (01/19/2015)

"I think he has some sort of hearing device." - Qais S (05/27/2014)
one of our coworkers

"We were gossiping about you." - Qais S (04/03/2014)

"But then Chipotle will bring it down." - Qais S (03/27/2014)
jack's blood pressure

"No, I never did a good job." - Qais S (03/20/2014)

"So what if we don't want her to leave? What do we do? Steal the cake?" - Qais S (03/18/2014)
wynne leaving

"Can he at least take us there?" - Qais S (03/18/2014)
john not wanting to do lunch with us

"Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. I withdraw." - Qais S (03/11/2014)
his question for john about a hotel room

"If you care about democracy, you'll go to the Chipotle parking lot." - Qais S (03/11/2014)

"I wonder if the Wegman's takes Firehouse coupons." - Qais S (02/18/2014)

"So you didn't kiss him?" - Qais S (02/11/2014)
talking to john c

"yeah, they're quick or else they couldn't be called Quickfire." - Qais S (02/11/2014)
qais and i went to quickfire... they were faster than chipotle

"Jack is against Burger King cause they're against the Chinese culture." - Qais S (02/06/2014)

"Put that in your lines..." - Qais S (02/06/2014)

"When it gets warmer we can go." "Why? Is it outside?" - Jack Z & Qais S (01/23/2014)
wegman's for lunch

"Didn't Burger King stop making kung pow chicken?" - Qais S (01/16/2014)

"That's a good problem to have. I wish I had that problem." - Qais S (01/13/2014)
jack's losing weight

"Twenty three? Are you sure? I rarely talk." - Qais S (01/10/2014)
how many quotes he has; actually that's 25 quotes now

"She's going to be awake for three days." - Qais S (01/10/2014)
a highschool kid had a large coffee

"You should tell the Washington Post guy not to deliver the newspaper to your car." - Qais S (01/02/2014)
john had a lot of papers in his car

"No cup holder, fine, fine, fine." - Qais S (12/31/2013)
jack's new bmw

"I thought you were Chinese?" - Qais S (12/31/2013)
jack got an italian sandwich

"Cause Jack wanted kung pow chicken at the deli..." - Qais S (12/03/2013)
jack doesn't like the deli across the street

"Is this covered with our life insurance?" - Qais S (11/14/2013)
if we all die in john's car

"Why do you have to sacrifice us?" - Qais S (11/14/2013)
john's car was spewing smoke with us in it

"That's okay. We get the picture..." - Qais S (11/12/2013)
john describing how he sleeps in nothing but shorts

"I feel like the pieces are smaller and dryer." - Qais S (11/07/2013)

"It's beeping at John because he's not saving the environment." - Qais S (10/22/2013)
we were in qais' car, talking about climate change, john didn't have his seatbelt on

"Twice a year, I'll die." - Qais S (10/08/2013)
if he fasted twice a year

"He's cooler than me but yes." - Qais S (09/27/2013)

"What's your daughters name?" "Freeda." - Qais S & John C (09/26/2013)

"Lazy bum." - Qais S (09/26/2013)

"Okay, I'm coming out. If they want to hit me, they can hit me. I don't care. I just want out." - Qais S (09/26/2013)
coming out of a parking spot

"Oh, eggplant. I'm not parking here." - Qais S (09/24/2013)
we parked in eggplant

"It's been five minutes. Wegman's sucks." - Qais S (09/24/2013)
parking in a full parking lot

"No. We got there before you, lady." - Qais S (09/24/2013)
driving & parking

"John's having lunch with the wife... poor wife." - Qais S (09/19/2013)

"Where are we going?" - Qais S (09/12/2013)
after we decided

"Oh, you have a van. It's okay..." - Qais S (09/12/2013)
a guy pulled out on us

"Look at them all leaving... Chickens." - Qais S (06/13/2013)
the cloud got real dark & started to rain hard so some people left

"I work when I'm at work." - Qais S (06/07/2013)

"You eat that then you come talk to me." - Qais S (06/07/2013)
some indian food that's really spicey