Britney F's Quotes

Britney F has made 8 quotes!

"Lord have mercy if my bedroom windows are ever open." - Britney F (10/04/2014)

"Did you want me to catch it in my mouth?" - Britney F (04/19/2014)
a cigarette

"S**t. I can drink two bottles by myself." - Britney F (04/19/2014)
the wine jen was drinking

"Who is it? What color are they? What's their social security number?" - Britney F (10/12/2013)
drilling jen about new neighbors

"He delivered pizza, not beer." "Oh." - Shawn R & Britney F (05/27/2013)

"Just don't sue me if my dog bites you..." - Britney F (04/20/2013)

"My dog has a rainbow collar." - Britney F (04/20/2013)

"I don't work here. I wear this s**t for fun." - Britney F (04/20/2013)
when she works her job & someone gives her trouble