Dana G's Quotes

Dana G has made 15 quotes!

"It's only thirty years old... why would we have fixed it?" - Dana G (10/28/2017)

"Woo. I'm drunk." - Dana G (03/18/2017)

"Maybe a ninth grader..." - Dana G (03/18/2017)
when all else fails she could masturbate to

"That's legal!" - Brian C & Dana G (03/18/2017)
both said it at the same time; refering to a 20 year old

"I think you should stop drinking, Erin." - Dana G (03/18/2017)

"Where are his eyebrows?" "I think he forgot them." - Dana G & Erin L (03/18/2017)

"I don't drink beer because it's too many calories... I sound like..." "A girl?" "Yeah." - Bear M & Dana G (08/29/2011)
he's a whine drinker

"Not guest guests but they're still guests." - Dana G (08/28/2011)
erin & brian

"I can't believe you were praising this pizza." "It's not normally what it tastes like." - Dana G & Erin L (08/28/2011)

"Okay for peaceful we have Adolf Hitler..." - Dana G (08/28/2011)

"I don't wanna waste time." "Yeah cause there's so much to do around here." - Erin L & Dana G (08/28/2011)
the electricity was out

"You're kind of obsessed with her." - Dana G (08/28/2011)
i kept mentioning t swift

"Rainbows are not that spunky." - Dana G (08/28/2011)
apples to apples

"I really don't know what to say... Wood chippers and Puff Daddy." - Dana G (08/28/2011)
apples to apples

"That's why it's good to have a dirty car." - Dana G (12/18/2010)
open alcohol while driving