Lisa P's Quotes

Lisa P has made 14 quotes!

"Can't you just say I need to go home and help my Mom make a dozen pies?" - Lisa P (10/22/2010)
tim's teacher is making them come to class before thanksgiving

"That goes against everything I've ever knew." - Lisa P (09/18/2010)
that guys are smart

"I'm having a visual orgasm." - Lisa P (09/18/2010)
the knights

"I need to have a bed first before I have a baby." - Lisa P (09/18/2010)
she doesn't have any furniture

"My comforter looks better than that." - Lisa P (09/18/2010)
the wedding dress sjp wore in sex in the city

"I wake up in that dress every morning." - Lisa P (09/18/2010)

"I think they have the same dye job." - Lisa P (09/18/2010)
a kid and a woman in sex in the city

"We should be fishing in the same pond, Erica." - Lisa P (09/06/2010)
she doesn't go to the 20's & 30's happy hour anymore

"I'm going to sit over here at the romantic table." - Lisa P (09/06/2010)
there were two lit candles on the small table

"I drink vodka, okay?" - Lisa P (09/06/2010)
that's not girly

"My Jewish grandmother's shoes... are a little less Jewish." - Lisa P (09/06/2010)
she lost a jewel

"All girls Catholic high school... s**t went down..." - Lisa P (09/06/2010)

"I don't think your neighbors are going to yell 'Keep the trig down!'." - Lisa P (09/06/2010)
we were talking about trigonometry

"It's about time I had a cushion." - Lisa P (09/06/2010)
she got a chair