Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Maria B's Quotes

Maria B has made 8 quotes!

"I put garage door... Not sure if that's right." - Maria B (09/12/2009)
scategories, furniture that started with G

"I put diaper... I don't wear a diaper, but..." - Maria B (09/12/2009)
clothing that starts with D

"I was all innocent... I put puppies." - Maria B (09/12/2009)

"So a pussy is a famous singer, too?" - Maria B (09/12/2009)
bri put pussy for everything

"Mark, you better pick up our son." - Maria B (08/30/2009)
marks kid fell out of his car

"So you're saying the only reason you have me is because you don't have money?" - Maria B (08/30/2009)

"Buy an S U P." - Maria B (08/30/2009)
yes, that's right, she said sup

"We just kept getting kids, I don't know what happened." - Maria B (08/30/2009)