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Kate C's Quotes

Kate C has made 61 quotes!

"Are those... chicken nuggets?" - Kate C (11/28/2019) (pic)
for thanksgiving; they were... for the kids

"They were like, 'oh, no. Not the watermelons again.'" - Kate C (12/30/2018)
she brought in a watermelon to return to wegmans

"Uncle Matt turned out okay, right?" "Well, that's questionable. He did decide to climb a mountain." - Kate C & Joe C (03/04/2018)

"Alright. It's on, girl!" - Kate C (09/05/2015)
evie jumped kate again in sorry

"It's the forbidden fruit..." - Kate C (09/05/2015)
jack going into evie's room

"If anyone hits me, I will beat you." - Kate C (09/05/2015)

"Jack was a jack-o-lantern." - Kate C (11/09/2014)
so cute

"These are supposed to be the real refs, right?" - Kate C (09/22/2013)
bad calls

"It's amazing you weren't killed in that tube." - Kate C (03/24/2013)
joe was telling a story of when he had to crawl in a dark tube

"Her neck is sweaty from the beads." - Kate C (03/24/2013) (pic)

"Near the tourist areas there are a lot of..." "Tourists." - Kate C & Joe C (03/24/2013)

"Every once in a while you see a fancy car in this neighborhood and you're like... hmm..." - Kate C (01/06/2013)

"My gray hair didn't come out until I became a manager at that stupid library." - Kate C (01/06/2013)

"She usually has her meltdowns in the car." - Kate C (10/07/2012)

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"Some of the whites are just too bright and it doesn't look right." - Kate C (06/23/2012)

"I'm going to go look at my baby's swollen head." - Kate C (04/01/2012)

"I thought that Pittsburgh was supposed to be better." - Kate C (09/11/2011)
35-7 RAVENS!

"He's really large... like not that large but large." - Kate C (09/11/2011)

"No, my mom wouldn't let that happen." - Kate C (08/07/2011)
let evie become a teabagger

"Well I can always say my breasts are leaking, it's time to feed the baby and that'll end all conversations." - Kate C (08/07/2011)

"It's like cream for your breast when you nurse..." - Kate C (05/21/2011)

"See? Wiki could do that." - Kate C (04/10/2011) (pic)

"Sometimes I guess you gotta do what you gotta do." - Kate C (02/26/2011)
poop your pants

"Haha. I thought it was funny." - Kate C (02/26/2011)
comic making fun of jesus

"Let's see if Fergie keeps all her clothes on." - Kate C (02/06/2011)

"Please don't do anything bad to that bread." - Kate C (02/06/2011)
she sent it back to get more butter

"So we're like the snow plow." - Kate C (01/23/2011)
their kid gets the bad demanding stuff out of the way first

"I think he went through a midlife crisis... I mean taking pictures of his penis..." - Kate C (01/16/2011)
favre

"I don't want to think of our airplane turning into a ship." - Kate C (01/16/2011)

"Okay, so I can root for the Seahawks." - Kate C (01/16/2011)
elisabeth hasselback isn't matt's wife

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"I don't know why my allergies are acting up in the snow." - Kate C (12/25/2010)

"I'll be like, 'look, when you have morning sickness, you try to do Christmas cards'." - Kate C (12/25/2010)
joe & kate didn't do christmas cards this year

"That was low, Joe." - Kate C (11/21/2010)
switched the channel at a crucial point in the game

"But then I'd have to worry about him taking pictures of his penis and sending them to other women." - Kate C (10/17/2010)
if brett favre was her other husband

"That's my end." - Kate C (10/10/2010)
playing with a toy with wiki

"It's okay, Wiki. I don't need my intestines." - Kate C (10/10/2010)
wiki was on her stomach

"I prepared myself. I wore jeans." - Kate C (10/10/2010)
for wiki jumping

"No, he's too sweet to shock." - Kate C (09/11/2010)
wiki

"I wanna execute children." - Kate C (09/11/2010)

"Well that's the height of maturity." - Kate C (07/25/2010)
brian's comment

"Who shuffled these damn cards?" "You did." - Joe C & Kate C (06/20/2010)

"What are we supposed to have, five? Wait... one, two, three, four, five... Never mind." - Kate C (06/20/2010)
how many cards we're supposed to have

"I didn't realize he was gonna be this... puffy." - Kate C (05/16/2010)
marmilaid, their cat

"Okay, I have a question since we have all these engineers here..." - Kate C (05/16/2010)
she asked about bp

"Wow... between them and Dora..." - Kate C (05/16/2010)
her favorite birthday card

"You used to attack people with your ass?" - Kate C (04/18/2010)

"I find it's relaxing to come home and shoot people." - Kate C (04/18/2010)
lol... in a video game

"It was amazing. It was like a burger orgasm." - Kate C (04/18/2010)
she went to a good burger place in DC

"Joe, is this really appropriate?" "Yeah, it's great." - Kate C & Joe C (03/13/2010)
telling a bad joke

"You know how I know it's allergies? I just know." - Kate C (03/13/2010)

"She was too young for you." - Kate C (03/13/2010)
someone joe met on a cruise

"Is he the heir of Snyder's Pretzels?" - Kate C (01/03/2010)
dan snyder, owner of the redskins

"Aw, man!" - Kate C (01/03/2010)
we gave joe books for christmas

"Looks like Caesar only orange... and thinner." - Kate C (12/06/2009)
talking about chaaz

"Instead of drugs, you guys deal books." - Kate C (09/06/2009)
brian & joe

"That was a crazy color for that little space." - Kate C (03/07/2009)
joe & kates bathroom was once red

"We had a popcorn situation on Tuesday." - Kate C (12/25/2008)

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"I might lose..." - Kate C (03/24/2005)
she was rolling like a mad woman! that beginners luck, or it's bri bri's luck... i lost like 9 to he